I learned in church today

[Green Monstah]

While I was on-call and unable to participate, my wife "learned" the official church policy on homosexuality. For instance, men aren't born homosexual, they choose it. There were bigoted and racist comments that got my Molly Mormon wife all worked up. It must have been pretty bad, because that is all she's talked about since I got home today.

But what about lesbians? DID THE TALK MENTION LESBIANS????

[falafel]

Way to go. You should post it. I would love to read it.

It sounds like you already have.

[Jeff Lebowski]

It sounds like you already have.

[Solon]

As part of a missionary's non-farewell non-program today, the final hymn was "I'll where you want me to go".

Also, it's "I'll go where you want me to go".

just a little quid pro quo: http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpost.php?p=797836&postcount=130

[Donuthole]

Also, it's "I'll go where you want me to go".

just a little quid pro quo: http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...&postcount=130

Well played. I've kept up the ruse for along time, but it's now apparent that I'm not dancer.

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[Omaha 680]

Hmmm. Oh well, I was none the wiser and my kids loved getting involved.

My wife and I taught primary for 3 years in Utah. For the two years we were sunbeam teachers, our kids absolutely loved when we were in charge of sharing time. I think the presidency only assigned a class to do sharing time once a month though. The presidency handled the other weeks.

Man, I really miss that calling.

[Blueintheface]

My wife and I taught primary for 3 years in Utah. For the two years we were sunbeam teachers, our kids absolutely loved when we were in charge of sharing time. I think the presidency only assigned a class to do sharing time once a month though. The presidency handled the other weeks.

Man, I really miss that calling.

I do too. I never mailed it in like I'm tempted to do with my Gospel Doctrine class now. If this keeps up I might just bring crayons and construction paper and go the hangman route.

[Clark Addison]

I was about 10 minutes late to Sunday School today because I ran into an inactive CUFer and was involved in some deactivation efforts.

Anyway, I walked in late, sat down, and this was the first sentence I heard, quoted verbatim:

"Ammon was a good guy Limhi was a good guy too, but he was into bondage."

I can say with 100% certainty that this was not a purposeful double entendre.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I was about 10 minutes late to Sunday School today because I ran into an inactive CUFer and was involved in some deactivation efforts.

Anyway, I walked in late, sat down, and this was the first sentence I heard, quoted verbatim:

"Ammon was a good guy Limhi was a good guy too, but he was into bondage."

I can say with 100% certainty that this was not a purposeful double entendre.

Did you mean "reactivation" or was this person trying to unconvert you?

[Clark Addison]

Did you mean "reactivation" or was this person trying to unconvert you?

Oops. Don't know if I hit d by mistake or it was an auto-correct. RE-activation.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I don't know that I just learned this today, but I have started really not enjoying going to my ward.

[TripletDaddy]

Today during Primerica, the Capo handed out a small rock to each of the children (). She asked them to take off their shoes () and then place the rock in their shoe and put it back on. Then she had everyone do a lap around the Primerica room with the rock in their shoe ().

Turns out really small children cry when they have rocks in their shoes hurting their feet. Also turns out that asking around 50 kids to take their shoes off winds up w.a.s.ting a ton of time as many of them dont know how to put the shoes back on. Finally, when small children have rocks, they often use them to bang on metal chairs. They are also known to throw them. At each other.

Yet another in a long line of object lessons that I don't think we will see again soon.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

With a little bit of skill, it's possible to sneak in a Quinton Tarantino quote into your lesson about Priesthood without anyone really batting an eye. A clear indication that no one was paying attention.

Maybe everyone was still in shock from the ward mission leader's claim that Adam Yauch "isn't in a better place now" because he committed suicide.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I learned that "BYU can be damaging to your faith. ... And stay away from drugs too."

[FMCoug]

We had Stake Conference today and as I was unsuccessful in my Mormon Bye Week discussion with my wife, we attended.

And I'm glad I did. It was one of the best Stake Conferences I have ever been to. They did something I have never seen before and involved people from age groups as speakers. They had some senior primary kids, youth speakers, recently returned RM, old lady, etc.

Over the past 6 months the stake challenge was to read the Book of Mormon and focus on learning one new precept to apply to your life. So each of the speakers was asked to testify about that.

Really a great meeting. Not your typical dry Stake Conf. at all.