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At least we now have tacit approval to ditch the heavy scripts for iPad-exclusivity. (FTR, i've been doing this since Christmas, but it is still frowned upon by many, for whatever reason).Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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You'd think God could give them some great answers in a jiffy.Originally posted by LA Ute View PostI think (and call me a Pollyanna) that the GAs are trying to figure out how to address the thorny issues and that we will see progress in that direction. Experience tells me, however, that we can't expect very quick movement. Maybe we'll be surprised. I hope so.
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I think (hope?) you are right.Originally posted by LA Ute View PostI think (and call me a Pollyanna) that the GAs are trying to figure out how to address the thorny issues and that we will see progress in that direction. Experience tells me, however, that we can't expect very quick movement. Maybe we'll be surprised. I hope so.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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Seriously?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostAt least we now have tacit approval to ditch the heavy scripts for iPad-exclusivity. (FTR, i've been doing this since Christmas, but it is still frowned upon by many, for whatever reason)."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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You assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do.Originally posted by Scorcho View Posthaven't iPad's and iPhones assured that no church meeting will ever be boring again.
I basically have 3 free hours to play games, read the Huffington Post or review CUF threads to determine whether Seattle or Viking is this sites biggest douche canoe?
I honestly think technology has factored into increased church attendance world wide.
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You can't think of any other costs to that action which might balance the equation?Originally posted by Jacob View PostYou assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do.
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I just want to say that I used to hate GD until my ward called someone into the position of teacher that also likes bible commentaries and isn't afraid to point out how ridiculous teachings of the past really were. It's nice to have someone teach that isn't afraid to say that the Gospels were written anonymously or that the 5 books of Moses were not written by Moses.
Too bad he only teaches every other week
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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me thinks this has great possible potential for its own thread; "Which Apps do the Twelve have?"Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSpeaking of apostles with iPads, check this out:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsfa...knows.html.csp
The only app on his iPad?
Looks like Elder Oaks is still lying for the Lord.
You know Uchtdorf has some sort of flight simulator/cool stuff pilots say program.
And one of the twelve has Pixilate/Photoshop. Someone had to provide a visualization of what it would look like to cover up bare shoulder and take wings off of an angel.
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Easy there, Mr. Literal. A rational person would also conclude you don't have a sense of humor.Originally posted by Jacob View PostYou assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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It's all blown out of the water now, but we did have an AA tell us that people should not bring their iPads to the pulpit to give talks. About a month later a GA showed up and used his iPad exclusively during training and talks he gave. He also commented on what a boon it was to him.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSeriously?
I never take paper scriptures to church with me any more. I take notes in bishopric and ward council meetings on my iPad, send e-mails right away to ward and stake members about what we are discussing, look up addresses and MIS information on the spot, etc. It's a great tool.
I still like paper books and do like to thumb through my paper scriptures. The search function on the iPad version can't be beat, however.“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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I'm sorry, but you are not authorized to use this phrase.Originally posted by Scorcho View Postme thinks this has great possible potential for its own thread; "Which Apps do the Twelve have?"
You know Uchtdorf has some sort of flight simulator/cool stuff pilots say program.
And one of the twelve has Pixilate/Photoshop. Someone had to provide a visualization of what it would look like to cover up bare shoulder and take wings off of an angel.
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Could be. We should do a poll.Originally posted by Jacob View PostOr that you don't."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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