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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #2476
    Homecoming today for a guy who went to Chile Santiago West.

    He used a phrase I hadn't heard in ages.

    "the missionary preaches, the spirit teaches."

    I loved that one when I was on the mish.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • DU Ute
      RIP CUF
      • Dec 2008
      • 7393

      #2477
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      Homecoming today for a guy who went to Chile Santiago West.

      He used a phrase I hadn't heard in ages.

      "the missionary preaches, the spirit teaches."

      I loved that one when I was on the mish.
      This thread is for things you learned in church today, not things that you recall.
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #2478
        Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
        This thread is for things you learned in church today, not things that you recall.
        I never truly learned it until today.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • Pelado
          Bald not naked
          • Sep 2010
          • 21096

          #2479
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I never truly learned it until today.
          Slow learner?
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #2480
            Originally posted by Pelado View Post
            Slow learner?
            Hardness of heart.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27815

              #2481
              Nephite women were homemakers.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • kccougar
                9262
                • Nov 2008
                • 7020

                #2482
                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                Nephite women were homemakers.
                They would get together on the first Wed of every month for "Gatherer Night".
                "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                • smokymountainrain
                  Impressive Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22593

                  #2483
                  I learned Mrs SMR accepted a speaking assignment for both of us to speak Sep 9.
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • Pheidippides
                    Liberal Feminazi
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14759

                    #2484
                    Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                    They would get together on the first Wed of every month for "Gatherer Night".
                    Lol.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • byu71
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22070

                      #2485
                      Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                      I learned Mrs SMR accepted a speaking assignment for both of us to speak Sep 9.
                      Women have come a long ways in the church since I was kid. Only the Priesthood member could make committments on behalf of both spouses.

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                      • SportUTE
                        Newb
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 157

                        #2486
                        Dry council Sunday. The only speaker, started at 9:25 and still taking at 10:15 (5 minutes over)

                        I caught up on the patenting debate in this thread...

                        Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk 2

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                        • clackamascoug
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 9709

                          #2487
                          I learned that speaking in Sacrament Meeting is really easy when it starts at 1pm, and you have all morning to prepare. And read CUF for inspirational nuggets to splice into the talk.

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                          • Bo Diddley
                            Senior
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 18724

                            #2488
                            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                            I learned that speaking in Sacrament Meeting is really easy when it starts at 1pm, and you have all morning to prepare. And read CUF for inspirational nuggets to splice into the talk.
                            Hey, my church starts at 1. Will you be speaking in my ward (North Orem)?

                            I wonder what nuggets of wisdom I'll learn today...

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                            • TripletDaddy
                              sweet triple
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 58186

                              #2489
                              Today's Primerica lesson was "Love One Another." I asked the class how they know whether someone loves them. After a few answers, one girl said that her mom loves her but when she does something bad, her mom hits her with a wooden spoon.

                              Kind of awkward.
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                              • YOhio
                                Hipster Mode
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 26165

                                #2490
                                I was out in the Foyer with a couple of my kids when a lady had some blood sugar issue in the middle of sacrament meeting. Some of the doctors in the ward went out to the Foyer to help her out and they asked if anyone had any candy. I had a couple bags of fruit snacks in my pocket and offered them up. They worked and she ended up being fine, though my kids were pissed. That's what I learned today.

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