"You Gotta Love It Baby" Official Jazz thread

[BoylenOver]

Went to my first Jazz game tonight in I don't remember how long. The game bored me, and all i watched was this guy:

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[BGRTHNUMEGO]

Went to my first Jazz game tonight in I don't remember how long. The game bored me, and all i watched was this guy:

Any connection between this guy always having great seats and his remarkable resemblance to LHM?

[BGRTHNUMEGO]

Lockedonsports
The Utah Jazz have been outscored in the 1st quarter by 118 points with Al Jefferson on the floor

Lockedonsports
Al Jefferson shooting by quarter via Stats Inc - 1st = 41% 2nd = 44% 3rd= 53% 4th= 54%

Maybe Millsap should stay in the starting lineup.

[Blueintheface]

Any connection between this guy always having great seats and his remarkable resemblance to LHM?

I don't know but he drives us all crazy. One cannot question his intensity though.

[Blueintheface]

Maybe Millsap should stay in the starting lineup.

I'd be all for starting Memo once healthy. Sloan wants interior scoring early but he's certainly not getting it from Jefferson in the 1st so why not play outside-in. Start Memo, open the floor for Milsap to score inside early, and get him going. Then bring in Al. It's who ends the game that matters anyway. The starting lineup needs to be changed.

Also, put AK on a plane to Vladivostok. Tell him it's Cleveland.

[LiveCoug]

Jazz off to their patented fast start against a poor opponent.....

[MarkGrace]

Fess shooting 31% from the ft line this year. Way to go big guy.

[Blueintheface]

AK Driving me batshit crazy as is Al. The starters look like shit. Deron playing as bad as he did against NO. You'd think they'd be motivated watching the bench absolutely out-playing them but they seem uninterested.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

[LiveCoug]

Fess shooting 31% from the ft line this year. Way to go big guy.

Take that Andris Biedrins!

[LiveCoug]

Roger Bell is a useless bunghole.

[MarkGrace]

Roger Bell is a useless bunghole.

This seriously made me laugh so hard.

[MarkGrace]

I hate this team.

[MarkGrace]

This team could just as easily be .500 as the record they have now. Not exactly playing inspiring ball.

[BGRTHNUMEGO]

Harpring was pretty solid last year. Now he's getting way too predictable, though I would blame Boler for a lot of that.

"That is a big shot for Raja Bell. He really needed that to get him going."

"You can't come out and take a jumper for your first shot. You've got to get a shot in the paint, an easy shot." (This is said when someone takes a wide open jumper and misses)

"Good shot there for Big Al. Right in the rhythm of the offense and a nice open look." (This is when a wide open jumper is made.)

"This first unit just isn't playing with any energy." (Breaking that comment out during last night's game was funny because he did it when Elson, Watson, and CJ were on the court with Deron and either Sap or Al)

[Donuthole]

Harpring was pretty solid last year. Now he's getting way too predictable, though I would blame Boler for a lot of that.

"That is a big shot for Raja Bell. He really needed that to get him going."

"You can't come out and take a jumper for your first shot. You've got to get a shot in the paint, an easy shot." (This is said when someone takes a wide open jumper and misses)

"Good shot there for Big Al. Right in the rhythm of the offense and a nice open look." (This is when a wide open jumper is made.)

"This first unit just isn't playing with any energy." (Breaking that comment out during last night's game was funny because he did it when Elson, Watson, and CJ were on the court with Deron and either Sap or Al)

Speaking of Boler, is he trying to create a new catch-phrase with the "hammer down three" or is he just an idiot. I guess those aren't mutually exclusive.