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You can hardly blame the SP. I mean....
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Come on, that's not the Mormon way of going about it. That's far too direct and not nearly passive enough. You really only have two options:Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
1- "Yes, of course, President, right away." Then either praise his inspiration afterward or go and bitch and moan about it behind his back.
2- "President, I'll do it because I respect the office of Stake President, but I'm disappointed that you would request such a thing, as though it actually had any bearing on the ordinance itself."Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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That cuts deep.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostYou can hardly blame the SP. I mean....
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1. If you don't sing the hymns out loud, the Sacrament will have no impact on your salvation.
2. Details of a recent stay in the hospital, including the nationalities of the staff that served him, and a graphic description of the puss in his feet.
3. Quote of the Day: "I haven't had so many women see me naked since I was a baby."
A three bagger in one delivery, suspiciously void of any particular testimony.Comment
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this is is a cool sweater.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostYou can hardly blame the SP. I mean....
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Are you sure this shouldn't be in the "I taught in church today" thread?Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Captain was typing away on his iPod during the bishopric testistory and I wondered what he was doing. He then passed it to me and asked if he could go up and read his testimony as pictured
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I declined his request to go up.Get confident, stupid
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I learned that not every organist knows the difference between 6/8 time and 3/4 time. The closing hymn was looooooooong!"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Captain in Do not Disturb mode at church?Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
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That's awesome HFN. An honest testimony!Comment
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Church was cancelled today Of course the missionaries walk over to our house unannounced in a blizzard.
I wonder if their mission president is retarded. There is a foot of snow on the ground and its a blizzard. Worst storm in 20 years and he tells them to go out on foot.
We were watching raiders of the lost ark and They came in and we had treats on the table and one of them remarked. "So we're not fasting today? "
I ended up giving them a ride home. We were the second house they visited. The other family just let them walk out in -11 weather and a blizzard.
What the hell is wrong with their mission president? He cares more about his cars being wrecked than the 18-21 year old kids he is supposed to watch over.
If it was my kid out there I would be livid. I guess generals don't really care for soldiers
Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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We didn't get the snow but we are getting the wind and the cold. It is -14 with a wind chill that is suppose to be -24 in the amOriginally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostI'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
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The MP just has more faith in the Almighty taking care of his servants regardless of circumstances or conditions. Myself I am handicapped by thinking the Almighty would like us to use common sense.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostComment
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