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  • Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
    the sabbath day can indeed feel holy, it just rarely seems to happen at church.
    Blashpemy

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    • Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
      75 degrees at the ballpark during a september chase. Bbq pork banh mi and vietnamese iced coffee in hand while following the hawks on my phone. Learning that the sabbath day can indeed feel holy, it just rarely seems to happen at church.
      Your religion appeals to me.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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      • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
        Stake conference holiday! I learned that RG3's career, in DC at least, is over.
        Super mean post.
        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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        • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          Stake conference holiday! I learned that RG3's career, in DC at least, is over.
          Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
          Super mean post.
          So is it that bad?
          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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          • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
            So is it that bad?
            Sounds like a dislocated ankle
            "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

            Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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            • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
              Stake conference holiday! I learned that RG3's career, in DC at least, is over.
              He just needs to get back together with Big Boi and make a new album.
              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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              • Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                He just needs to get back together with Big Boi and make a new album.
                "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                - Ty Cobb

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                • Having your kids get Gardasil (crevical cancer vaccine) is a matter of serious thought and prayer. Not because of the medical issues associated with vaccines, but because you don't want them to have sex.
                  "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                  - Ty Cobb

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                  • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                    I learned the Native Americans were pretty much eliminated because they were lazy.
                    When do all Americans get pretty much eliminated?

                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      When do all Americans get pretty much eliminated?

                      A little surprised that the U.S. isn't worse. Not that surprised to see Argentina where they're at.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                        Having your kids get Gardasil (crevical cancer vaccine) is a matter of serious thought and prayer. Not because of the medical issues associated with vaccines, but because you don't want them to have sex.
                        This post cracked me up. Earlier today, my seven year old daughter was watching NOVA on PBS (don't ask) and the episode was on the vaccination debate. After comforting her that the crazy person they had just interviewed about how dangerous vaccines are, there was a section focusing on Gardasil and HPV. One of the clips was a doctor meeting with a patient and her mother discussing the benefits of the vaccine. Despite the camera being behind the mom and the teenage patient to keep them fairly anonymous. But I had a very sting feeling that they were LDS just before the mom says, "I understand the benefits, it's just that we like to focus on abstinence and chastity."

                        Is there anyone besides the Mormons that throw around the chastity term willy nilly?
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          This post cracked me up. Earlier today, my seven year old daughter was watching NOVA on PBS (don't ask) and the episode was on the vaccination debate. After comforting her that the crazy person they had just interviewed about how dangerous vaccines are, there was a section focusing on Gardasil and HPV. One of the clips was a doctor meeting with a patient and her mother discussing the benefits of the vaccine. Despite the camera being behind the mom and the teenage patient to keep them fairly anonymous. But I had a very sting feeling that they were LDS just before the mom says, "I understand the benefits, it's just that we like to focus on abstinence and chastity."

                          Is there anyone besides the Mormons that throw around the chastity term willy nilly?
                          We watched that episode last Friday night. Very well done.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Great sacrament meeting talks today. High council Sunday and they were assigned to talk about Oaks last GC talk.

                            From the guest speaker:

                            Women don't need the priesthood because they are so much better than the men. We have to hobble them to let the boys catch up. If they were to get the priesthood (which they already do, dontchyaknow, temple initiatories) they would pass the boys in awesomeness. The boys are such screw ups that they need every little bit of help they can get.

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                            • Originally posted by TheBYUGuy View Post
                              Great sacrament meeting talks today. High council Sunday and they were assigned to talk about Oaks last GC talk.

                              From the guest speaker:

                              Women don't need the priesthood because they are so much better than the men. We have to hobble them to let the boys catch up. If they were to get the priesthood (which they already do, dontchyaknow, temple initiatories) they would pass the boys in awesomeness. The boys are such screw ups that they need every little bit of help they can get.
                              I'm curious - was this a male or female speaking?

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                              • Originally posted by Harriet View Post
                                I'm curious - was this a male or female speaking?
                                Male. If it were a female, the men would tell them thanks for the input but please don't talk too much.

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