Random Thoughts Thread

[wuapinmon]

Don't worry, there is no need for Healthcare reform. The system works!
</bullshit>

This is why I love my job. Healthcare is broken, but we're doing what we can to fix it. I could go on and on and on, but I'm sure it'd be boring for everyone else.

Dear wuapinmon,

I am writing this letter to apologize for any inconvenience our office may have caused you recently involving your account with <REDACTED> Healthcare. We strive to handle and resolve each situation courteously and professionally. I want to assure you that your account number XXXXXXX has been recalled by our client and it will no longer be handled by our office. We will notify Equifax to remove this account from your credit file.

Again, I want to apologize for any inconvenience this situation may have caused you. Please feel free to contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Sincerely,
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Collection Manager

[YOhio]

Wendy Deng Murdoch is the most interesting women in the world. In the past four years she's done it with Putin, Blair and Rupert Murdoch. That's the president of Russia, the former PM of the UK and one of the most influential media moguls in the history of the world. She's also cozying up to Trump's daughter so it prob won't be long before that happens.

[Donuthole]

Wendy Deng Murdoch is the most interesting women in the world. In the past four years she's done it with Putin, Blair and Rupert Murdoch. That's the president of Russia, the former PM of the UK and one of the most influential media moguls in the history of the world. She's also cozying up to Trump's daughter so it prob won't be long before that happens.

Ivanka and Wendy? Yeah, I'd watch.

[BigFatMeanie]

<TinFoilHat>What are the odds she's a Chinese spy?</TinFoilHat>

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

There is something really awesome about the first night of football practice.

[Brian]

I bet the person who invented the phillips head screw parted his hair down the middle, and then had a second part that was perpendicular.

[creekster]

I bet the person who invented the phillips head screw parted his hair down the middle, and then had a second part that was perpendicular.

So he was an engineer?

[Brian]

So he was an engineer?

Wrong thread.
And yes I realize my response merits a 'wrong thread'

[Brian]

It's too bad that "swollen" and "pollen" don't rhyme.
I wonder how much poetry wasn't written because of this.

[myboynoah]

I say go ahead and force that one. I don't think people will mind.

[old_gregg]

if anarchist and antichrist can rhyme, so can swollen and pollen.

[chrisrenrut]

It's too bad that "swollen" and "pollen" don't rhyme.
I wonder how much poetry wasn't written because of this.

We just sang a hymn in church that rhymed "prove" and "love".

[Bo Diddley]

We just sang a hymn in church that rhymed "prove" and "love".

I like to sing the hymns in such a way as to make the words rhyme one way or the other.

[Brian]

I say go ahead and force that one. I don't think people will mind.

if anarchist and antichrist can rhyme, so can swollen and pollen.

We just sang a hymn in church that rhymed "prove" and "love".

I like to sing the hymns in such a way as to make the words rhyme one way or the other.

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[Jeff Lebowski]

How about these numbers?