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  • Lost Student
    BAND!
    • Nov 2008
    • 4324
    #2716
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Are we about done here? I got a hot date tonight.
    A date.
    Dinner with friends.
    Dinner alone.
    Watch tv alone.
    Alright, alright! I'm going to stay home and ogle the girls in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    Sear's catalog.
    Okay, can I get out of here now? I don't deserve this treatment.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37910
        #2717
        Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
        Okay, can I get out of here now? I don't deserve this treatment.
        BZZZZ!
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • lambdacoug
            Junior Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 3981
            #2718
            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
            I got a 35 in math. Then I majored in English. Shows how smart I am.
            Well, I majored in Computer Science, then EE, then EE + Math, then just Math, then Math + Psychology, then just Psychology, and finally Computer Science... Turns out I had it right the first time.
            Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
            - Howard Aiken

            Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
            - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711
                #2719
                Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                I got a 35 in math. Then I majored in English. Shows how smart I am.
                Yes, it does!
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • Clark Addison
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 10298
                    #2720
                    I really like "Annie's Song" by John Denver. I am pretty sure that this simultaneously reduces my my "Manhood" score and "Discriminating Taste in Music" score down by a couple of notches.

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                      • old_gregg
                        scaly man fish
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 16915
                        #2721
                        john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                          • imanihonjin
                            Junior Member
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 3772
                            #2722
                            Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                            john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
                            Don't forget men who drive little girl cars and act like they are fashion experts too!

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                              • Sullyute
                                a day late/a dollar short
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 3308
                                #2723
                                Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                                john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
                                Wow, I agree with OG. John Denver rocks! Also, I make my wife change it whenever a Coldplay or a Maroon 5 song comes on.
                                "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                                  • Jeff Lebowski
                                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 69556
                                    #2724
                                    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                                    john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.


                                    I heart OG.
                                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                      • Brian
                                        Senior Member
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 2164
                                        #2725
                                        Wife and I were recently invited to a barbeque. Wife wanted to take a salad, which we did.

                                        I thought it would be a good idea to bring a turnip in a serving bowl.
                                        It was.

                                        I also thought it would be a good idea to bring a small bowl with 4 capers in it.
                                        It was.
                                        Last edited by Brian; 09-14-2016, 08:26 AM.
                                        I intend to live forever.
                                        So far, so good.
                                        --Steven Wright

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                                          • byu71
                                            Senior Member
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 22070
                                            #2726
                                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                                            I heart OG.
                                            and he hearts you. You are what we use to refer to as bum buddies. I don't think that is PC anymore though, so I will say you are pals.

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                                              • Bo Diddley
                                                Senior
                                                • Jul 2012
                                                • 18742
                                                #2727
                                                Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.

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                                                  • Pelado
                                                    Bald not naked
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 21105
                                                    #2728
                                                    Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                                                    Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.
                                                    True. That is a unique love language.

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                                                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                                    - Goatnapper'96

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                                                      • falafel
                                                        loves to talk on things
                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                        • 37910
                                                        #2729
                                                        Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                                                        Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.
                                                        I don't know. Sounds like she's trying to slowly push you towards cardiac arrest.
                                                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                                                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                                          • creekster
                                                            It is NOT a monkey!
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 22661
                                                            #2730
                                                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                                            I don't know. Sounds like she's trying to slowly push you towards cardiac arrest.
                                                            Maybe not too slowly, either.
                                                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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