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  • #2716
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Are we about done here? I got a hot date tonight.
    A date.
    Dinner with friends.
    Dinner alone.
    Watch tv alone.
    Alright, alright! I'm going to stay home and ogle the girls in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    Sear's catalog.
    Okay, can I get out of here now? I don't deserve this treatment.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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    • #2717
      Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
      Okay, can I get out of here now? I don't deserve this treatment.
      BZZZZ!
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #2718
        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
        I got a 35 in math. Then I majored in English. Shows how smart I am.
        Well, I majored in Computer Science, then EE, then EE + Math, then just Math, then Math + Psychology, then just Psychology, and finally Computer Science... Turns out I had it right the first time.
        Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
        - Howard Aiken

        Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
        - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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        • #2719
          Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
          I got a 35 in math. Then I majored in English. Shows how smart I am.
          Yes, it does!
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • #2720
            I really like "Annie's Song" by John Denver. I am pretty sure that this simultaneously reduces my my "Manhood" score and "Discriminating Taste in Music" score down by a couple of notches.

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            • #2721
              john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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              • #2722
                Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
                Don't forget men who drive little girl cars and act like they are fashion experts too!

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                • #2723
                  Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                  john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.
                  Wow, I agree with OG. John Denver rocks! Also, I make my wife change it whenever a Coldplay or a Maroon 5 song comes on.
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • #2724
                    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                    john denver kicks ass bro, no need to be ashamed. especially on a board where grown, supposedly hetero men admit to liking coldplay.


                    I heart OG.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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                    • #2725
                      Wife and I were recently invited to a barbeque. Wife wanted to take a salad, which we did.

                      I thought it would be a good idea to bring a turnip in a serving bowl.
                      It was.

                      I also thought it would be a good idea to bring a small bowl with 4 capers in it.
                      It was.
                      Last edited by Brian; 09-14-2016, 08:26 AM.
                      I intend to live forever.
                      So far, so good.
                      --Steven Wright

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                      • #2726
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                        I heart OG.
                        and he hearts you. You are what we use to refer to as bum buddies. I don't think that is PC anymore though, so I will say you are pals.

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                        • #2727
                          Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.

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                          • #2728
                            Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                            Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.
                            True. That is a unique love language.

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                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • #2729
                              Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                              Nothing says love quite like when your wife brings you a plate of bacon and a coke. Just because.
                              I don't know. Sounds like she's trying to slowly push you towards cardiac arrest.
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • #2730
                                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                I don't know. Sounds like she's trying to slowly push you towards cardiac arrest.
                                Maybe not too slowly, either.
                                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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