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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #1171
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Why do the deer that come in to my yard at night each all of the good plants (tulips and lilies esp) and leave all of the weeds?

    I will have my revenge next October. Grrr...
    They don't seem to be interested in our vegetation, just our :swear: cars.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • chrisrenrut
      Strikes and Gutters
      • Jul 2009
      • 2266

      #1172
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Why do the deer that come in to my yard at night eat all of the good plants (tulips and lilies esp) and leave all of the weeds?

      I will have my revenge next October. Grrr...
      Palmolive soap shavings around the perimiter of the flower garden seems to work, at least for the deer in Davis County.

      My wife got so mad that they ate all her tulips last year, she would get up in the middle of the night and watch for them. She looked at all kinds of deterents, including motion sensor sprinklers or noise makers, and coyote urine.

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      • Scott R Nelson
        UofU/BYU mixed marriage
        • Apr 2010
        • 1508

        #1173
        Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
        My wife got so mad that they ate all her tulips last year, she would get up in the middle of the night and watch for them. She looked at all kinds of deterents, including motion sensor sprinklers or noise makers, and coyote urine.
        This guy has a solution that might also work for deer:

        [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8"]How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever! - Craig Turner - YouTube[/nomedia]

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        • Uncle Ted
          The Big 12 money shot.
          • Apr 2010
          • 28853

          #1174
          Originally posted by Scott R Nelson View Post
          This guy has a solution that might also work for deer:

          [YOUTUBE]uIbkLjjlMV8[/YOUTUBE]

          How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever! - Craig Turner - YouTube
          I usually just hook up the electric fencer to my car's frame to solve problems such as this but this solution gets bonus points for all the creative engineering and documenting it all with the cameras.
          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Northwestcoug
            Cocked and Loaded
            • May 2011
            • 17941

            #1175
            I could have sworn we had a joke thread, but I can't find it on my phone. Oh well...

            From my 10-year old son:
            If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
            A TESTICLE!!!
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #1176
              Anyone have any thoughts on the end of Spike Lee's "He Got Game?" For some reason, that movie popped into my head this afternoon and I keep thinking about the ending. What is your interpretation?

              Obviously, Jesus picks Big State. Also, it appears that Jake will receive no reduction in sentence (Spike can't resist a jab at the Man, I suppose). Why does Jake have to walk into the Out of Bounds area (and risk being shot) in order to throw the basketball? What does the basketball exchange signify for Jake? For Jesus? It appears that they have repaired their relationship somewhat, as evidence by Jesus corresponding with Jake via mail, not to mention Jesus picking Big State. Is the basketball exchange symbolic of the repaired relationship...the thing they have in common?

              I never understood why Jesus doesn't help his dad out by threatening to go to the press with his dad's story, showing the press the LOI that Jake gave to him as proof.
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • MarkGrace
                Grooveshark dick tease
                • Dec 2008
                • 31546

                #1177
                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                I could have sworn we had a joke thread, but I can't find it on my phone. Oh well...

                From my 10-year old son:
                If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
                A TESTICLE!!!
                haha
                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                • BYUMizzou
                  Junior Member
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 400

                  #1178
                  My Random Thought of the Day: You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't make it copulate with a goat.

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                  • Pheidippides
                    Liberal Feminazi
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14759

                    #1179
                    I've decided to go vegetarian. At least for the remainder of the month and next. Just to see what happens.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • Indy Coug
                      Heartless Bastard
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 18747

                      #1180
                      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                      I've decided to go vegetarian. At least for the remainder of the month and next. Just to see what happens.
                      Which vegetarian faith will you subscribe to?

                      There are a number of types of vegetarianism, which exclude or include various foods.

                      Ovo vegetarianism includes eggs but not dairy products.

                      Lacto vegetarianism includes dairy products but not eggs.

                      Ovo-lacto vegetarianism (or lacto-ovo vegetarianism) includes animal/dairy products such as eggs, milk, and honey.

                      Veganism excludes all animal flesh and animal products, including milk, honey, and eggs, and may also exclude any products tested on animals, or any clothing from animals.[23]

                      Raw veganism includes only fresh and uncooked fruit, nuts, seeds, and vegetables. Vegetables can only be cooked up to a certain temperature.[24]

                      Fruitarianism permits only fruit, nuts, seeds, and other plant matter that can be gathered without harming the plant.[25]

                      Buddhist vegetarianism (also known as su vegetarianism) excludes all animal products as well as vegetables in the allium family (which have the characteristic aroma of onion and garlic): onion, garlic, scallions, leeks, or shallots.

                      Jain vegetarianism includes dairy but excludes eggs and honey, as well as root vegetables.

                      Macrobiotic diets consist mostly of whole grains and beans.
                      Vegetarianism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                      Everything in life is an approximation.

                      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                      • Pheidippides
                        Liberal Feminazi
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 14759

                        #1181
                        Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                        Which vegetarian faith will you subscribe to?

                        There are a number of types of vegetarianism, which exclude or include various foods.



                        Vegetarianism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                        Simple and lazy. I just don't eat meat. Eggs, dairy, milk, etc are okay. The reasons have to do with the fact that I binge on meat and make myself sick and don't eat enough fruits and veggies. No morality about it. Day 1 is in the books, actually - today is day 2.
                        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                        • Moliere
                          One man.....one pie
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 27819

                          #1182
                          Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                          I've decided to go vegetarian. At least for the remainder of the month and next. Just to see what happens.
                          And here I was going to invite you over for some pulled pork and smoked brisket

                          We have two families in our ward that are vegans. Well, the mom is a vegan so she pushes it to everyone in the house. Both families have one YM and it's funny to see them "pig out" on meat and other food at scout camps/activities.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • Indy Coug
                            Heartless Bastard
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 18747

                            #1183
                            Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                            Simple and lazy. I just don't eat meat. Eggs, dairy, milk, etc are okay. The reasons have to do with the fact that I binge on meat and make myself sick and don't eat enough fruits and veggies. No morality about it. Day 1 is in the books, actually - today is day 2.
                            We've scaled back over time on our meat intake and try to balance between beef/pork/chicken/fish. I think we've done a pretty good job educating our kids about balanced diet without going overboard.
                            Everything in life is an approximation.

                            http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                            • Pheidippides
                              Liberal Feminazi
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14759

                              #1184
                              Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                              We've scaled back over time on our meat intake and try to balance between beef/pork/chicken/fish. I think we've done a pretty good job educating our kids about balanced diet without going overboard.
                              Yeah, this is best, but I'm incapable of balance right now. So I'm taking a step away so I don't become a meataholic.
                              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                              • Uncle Ted
                                The Big 12 money shot.
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 28853

                                #1185
                                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                                And here I was going to invite you over for some pulled pork and smoked brisket

                                We have two families in our ward that are vegans. Well, the mom is a vegan so she pushes it to everyone in the house. Both families have one YM and it's funny to see them "pig out" on meat and other food at scout camps/activities.
                                I had a few YM that were from vegan families and it was the same thing. In fact, they would eat nothing but bacon on the camp outs if I would let them. They never missed a campout.
                                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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