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I love bye Sunday.
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"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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I learned that the devil will try to get you to play frisbee instead of church, also to use drugs.Get confident, stupid
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I learned that I'm going to be spending every week for the foreseeable future visiting people and worrying about HT. Crap.Comment
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LOL, EQ presidency huh?Originally posted by LVAllen View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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When my younger brother was called as the EQP, the bishop told him that he would be just as busy as the bishop. The only difference would be that nobody prays for the EQP.Originally posted by LVAllen View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."Comment
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You must be living very righteously! Lots of Vegasers here, most have crap callings.Originally posted by LVAllen View PostGet confident, stupid
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So glad I graduated from the demonic broodOriginally posted by LVAllen View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Just imagine how good you'll feel when you are released!Originally posted by LVAllen View Post"Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.Comment
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Yeah, EQP is brutal. Outside of bishop, EQP, Primary Pres and RS Pres are all bad, but they don't get near the praise of the bishop. Add to that most EQP counselors don't do shit and well, LVAllen is screwed.Originally posted by hostile View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Geez, you guys are terrible.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
Hang in there, LVAllen. You will be fine."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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