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  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
    Time to camp
    • Nov 2008
    • 26082
    #6346
    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
    Our Sunday School teacher's son just returned from his mission. On the flight home he had a layover in Atlanta, where he and the 3 elders traveling with him ran into Elder Bednar.

    Elder Bednar gave them some advice - which primarily focused on not looking back. You have to keep looking and moving forward.

    After hitting on that for a few minutes, he gave them one last bit of bonus advice before sending them on their way: "Don't grow a beard".
    Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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      • BigPiney
        Huge Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 12362
        #6347
        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
        Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186
            #6348
            Sounds like Bed doesnt have access to the Delta Sky Club lounge.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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              • Northwestcoug
                Cocked and Loaded
                • May 2011
                • 17999
                #6349
                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.
                Ha. The wicked take the truth to be hard...
                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                - SeattleUte

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37951
                    #6350
                    Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                    Natalie was the hot one, right?
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • kccougar
                        9262
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 7020
                        #6351
                        No, that was Joe.
                        "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                          • Commando
                            Explosivo
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 20748
                            #6352
                            To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • TripletDaddy
                                sweet triple
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 58186
                                #6353
                                I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                                Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                                  • Commando
                                    Explosivo
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 20748
                                    #6354
                                    Having said that, Tootie was a foil for Will Smith in one of my favorite episodes of Fresh Prince..
                                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                                      • SandYFan
                                        Junior Member
                                        • May 2013
                                        • 754
                                        #6355
                                        My ward can now pay tithing online!

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                                          • falafel
                                            loves to talk on things
                                            • Mar 2009
                                            • 37951
                                            #6356
                                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                            Natalie was the hot one, right?
                                            Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                                            No, that was Joe.
                                            Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                            To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                            I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                                            Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                                            http://www.hulu.com/watch/789061
                                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                              • Eddie
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 8098
                                                #6357
                                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                                I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                                                Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                                                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                                Natalie was the hot one, right?
                                                Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                                                No, that was Joe.
                                                Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                                To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                                                Blair = high maintenance.

                                                Jo = car maintenance.

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                                                  • Eddie
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 8098
                                                    #6358
                                                    Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
                                                    My ward can now pay tithing online!
                                                    I just received this email as well.

                                                    Yay!

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                                                      • Moliere
                                                        One man.....one pie
                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                        • 27866
                                                        #6359
                                                        Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                                                        I just received this email as well.

                                                        Yay!


                                                        At least I still have bill pay setup.
                                                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                                                          • Eddie
                                                            Senior Member
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 8098
                                                            #6360
                                                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post


                                                            At least I still have bill pay setup.
                                                            Ha!

                                                            Let's be honest. This isn't about ME being able to pay online. Nice? Sure. But NBD in the grand scheme of things.

                                                            This is really about me gaining a little bit of my Sunday after church back.

                                                            Yay!

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