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The guy who is irritated is the Financial Clerk (or Bishopric Counselor) that has to fill out a donation slip for you. I hate bill pay.Originally posted by wally View PostI will stay with bill pay. I think it bugs my bishop that he can't see what I paid, and that is my main motivator. I like to irritate."It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV
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I think we can make an educated guess about KC's callingOriginally posted by kccougar View PostThe guy who is irritated is the Financial Clerk (or Bishopric Counselor) that has to fill out a donation slip for you. I hate bill pay.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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Yeah, unless you have bill pay set up through church headquarters, you're just making more work for your ward clerks. And your bishop can still see how much you paid.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Eddie View PostHa!
Let's be honest. This isn't about ME being able to pay online. Nice? Sure. But NBD in the grand scheme of things.
This is really about me gaining a little bit of my Sunday after church back.
Yay!
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Mine goes straight to HQOriginally posted by kccougar View PostThe guy who is irritated is the Financial Clerk (or Bishopric Counselor) that has to fill out a donation slip for you. I hate bill pay."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Sorry to disappoint you. As sacred as it may be to you, neither the SCOriginally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI am all about saving time and work for my fellow ward members: I go through Church HQ to pay my tithing and I dont attend t-sett!
pay-for-playbooster club, nor Stump's Smokers are considered a church.
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I send a truckload of chickens to the COB every December. They act like they're irritated but I think they're secretly pleased.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI am all about saving time and work for my fellow ward members: I go through Church HQ to pay my tithing and I dont attend t-sett!
Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
--William Blake, via Shpongle
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Lol, Trippet gave up on SC a few years ago, I'm not sure he even barks for Sark.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostSorry to disappoint you. As sacred as it may be to you, neither the SCpay-for-playbooster club, nor Stump's Smokers are considered a church.Get confident, stupid
-landpoke
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We are getting the Sabbath observance talk from our high counselor right now. They are going to make a special emphasis on upcoming TR interviews about attendance/Sabbath observation."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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All the marginal saints are making it hard on us toe-liners.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostWe are getting the Sabbath observance talk from our high counselor right now. They are going to make a special emphasis on upcoming TR interviews about attendance/Sabbath observation.
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I cannot possibly imagine a way this could go badly.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostWe are getting the Sabbath observance talk from our high counselor right now. They are going to make a special emphasis on upcoming TR interviews about attendance/Sabbath observation.At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
-Berry Trammel, 12/3/10
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