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That the Lord's basketball team graced our chapel with their presence this morning. 
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One of our HCs got kissed on the cheek when he was 9 by an apostle and promised that if he obeyed his dad he'd get to be a bishop.Get confident, stupid
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So that's how Mormon curses work.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostNot that, sickos.Comment
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Your chapel is definitely not the closest one to where they must be staying. I guess they didn't want to attend one of the "crap" wards.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostThat the Lord's basketball team graced our chapel with their presence this morning.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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They stay at the JW still, right? Our building probably isn't the closest, but might be the easiest shot straight up Alta.Originally posted by falafel View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I assumed they stayed at the Golden Nugget like the football team. I guess you are within the JW radius.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Today our Bishop gave us the "some people say our leaders are fallible" talk.Comment
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and?? Aren't they or are they??Originally posted by Eddie View Post
I like the one where if you do what they say, you won't be held accountable even if they were wrong.
What if they were wrong in saying that.
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Today I learned I hate my ward and the lazy bunch of bums that are my Elders Quorum.Comment
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These are normal emotions for an EQP. I don't envy you.Originally posted by LVAllen View PostComment
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lemmeguess, you were the only one that showed up to a move?Originally posted by LVAllen View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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We had a move this morning. We had at least 15 people and were done in 30 minutes. :zion:Originally posted by Moliere View PostComment
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How many died?Originally posted by BigPiney View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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You I learned that if you drive a Yukon or Denali, you should consider stop going to church. They announced in EQ today that we would now be conducting security sweeps in the parking lot every Sunday since one of each of the above mentioned vehicles mentioned were broken into and had their rear seats stolen during Sunday School today. Hopefully they issue use a reliable folding chair to arm ourselves with.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Yeah, pretty much. Reminders don't work, requests at church don't work, and apparently neither do all my attempts at avoiding any kind of guilt tripping or service-by-order. I want them to serve because they want to serve. Because it's what we are supposed to do. Because in my last ward, we were never assigned to do crap like this, we were just notified of the problem and we (emphasis on the plural) showed up and took care of the problem.Originally posted by Moliere View Post
But damned if I'm going to do it all myself.Comment
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