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Reminds me of Super Dell."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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I learned church was canceled for the second week in a row due to inclement weather. Woohoo!"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Elder Perry spoke during our regional conference here in Idaho. He complimented Idaho quite a bit and said that Boise was a place he liked a lot. Everyone in attendance was flattered until he said that his other favorite location is Sacramento.
"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
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There are more financial blessings attached to the commandment to keeping the Sabbath day holy as there are to the law of tithing. Yeah, we got some great prosperity doctrine today
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Week three for me.Originally posted by Surfah View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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I walked out of HPG today. Mindless correlated jibber jabber, accentuated by a "we need you in the clerk's office."
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The sisters in our Ward are really good. At the risk of becoming really uncool on CS, we had the missionaries over on Friday to teach a discussion to my best friends wife. The sisters were awesome. They had another discussion today and my friend texted me that she is going to be baptized on March 21st.
Now I'm doomed to a lifetime of sitting at the nerd table on CS for not telling her all the awful things about the church.Get confident, stupid
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Um, that's like 3 weeks away, which gives you plenty of time to introduce her to peep stone and polyandry.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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No doubt this investigator is well aware of john Dehlin, Kate Kelly, and related podcasts?Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I suggested that in lieu of a discussion we just listen to a Dehlin podcast and discuss afterwards, the main problem was I was the only one who had ever heard of Dehlin and had no idea what his podcast is called. So we just went conventional discussion.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostGet confident, stupid
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I learned in church today
Our WML had all the YM combine today so he could present the ward mission plan. It ended up being 45 minutes of heavy-handed guilt tripping, including a bizarre story of how he ignored a prompting and didn't invite a friend to come to church when he was 17, and how that guy joined the Presbyterian church just a few months later and has been an active Presbyterian ever since. He thinks about that and regrets it every day.
Then he had some of the boys read scriptures about angels, and helped us conclude that angels exist to testify of Christ, and that angels don't appear to people anymore because we have the truth and should be the ones testifying of Christ. I actually choke-cough-laughed when he said "Angels don't appear to show you where some gold treasure is buried. "
He concluded with a bizarre rant about how the most important thing about HF and JC appearing to Joseph Smith wasn't that they appeared, but that the HG was there to testify to JS. He went on to discuss hypotheticals about what might have happened if the HG hadn't been there to convince JS to listen to HF and JC. Seemed like a really strange point to make and a super bizarre way to make it.
Last edited by Donuthole; 03-01-2015, 09:03 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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roflmao! what a gem!Originally posted by Donuthole View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Wow. That is great. Way to go.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I think you're cool. Just promise me that when you leave the church and everyone thinks you're cool again you won't leave a flaming bag of poop on my porch.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Postsigpic
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Primary Music Leader: Who is our Prophet today?
4 Year Old on the second row: Barack Obama!Comment
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