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  • A church spokesman said the subject is religious freedom and nondiscrimination.

    On Twitter, the church will be using the hashtag #fairness4all for its releases, statements and updates.
    That is a pretty lame hashtag.
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • paid janitors in all churches.
      I'm like LeBron James.
      -mpfunk

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      • Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
        paid janitors in all churches.
        Yes!

        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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        • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
          Gays get the priesthood.
          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
          That is a pretty lame hashtag.
          Looks like Moliere nailed it. #fairness4all

          Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
          paid janitors in all churches.
          This would be a fantastic return. I would start paying tithing again if this was a thing. There are few things more futile than showing up to perform your cleaning duty while there are four activities going on at the same time. #fairness4all
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • That hashtag is going to backfire in a major way.

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            • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              Gays get the priesthood.
              Haha! Moliere... you rascal!

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              • my guess is... Temples will no longer perform marriages, only sealings after a couple has been married civilly. #fairness4all
                "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                • My guess is they'll announce that they're fixing the water pressure in church drinking fountains so tall doesn't mess with the short and vice versa.

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                  • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    My guess is they'll announce that they're fixing the water pressure in church drinking fountains so tall doesn't mess with the short and vice versa.
                    #fairness4all!
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      My guess is they'll announce that they're fixing the water pressure in church drinking fountains so tall doesn't mess with the short and vice versa.
                      Any rumblings about addressing the lead content issue? You should really consider bringing a water bottle from home for when you get thirsty at church.

                      Along those similar lines, I think that they'll finally outlaw the usage of paper sacrament cups. I don't encounter them often, but they sure do leave an impression when I do. Yuck.

                      #fairness4all
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        Any rumblings about addressing the lead content issue? You should really consider bringing a water bottle from home for when you get thirsty at church.

                        Along those similar lines, I think that they'll finally outlaw the usage of paper sacrament cups. I don't encounter them often, but they sure do leave an impression when I do. Yuck.

                        #fairness4all
                        I have no inside information. It was just a guess.

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                        • Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                          That hashtag is going to backfire in a major way.
                          Yes. Yes, it is.
                          "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                          "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                          • A member of the 12 has passed away.

                            That's my guess.

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                            • Desnews.com dropping the ball on this one. Not fair.

                              #fairness4all
                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • Here's a CNN link. The message is is the Breaking News scroll at the top.

                                http://www.cnn.com/

                                Here's an expanded link.

                                http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/27/us/mor...aws/index.html
                                Last edited by clackamascoug; 01-27-2015, 09:17 AM.

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