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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
I could have just as easily said tourrette's and fewer people would have been offended although it's just as real a condition. I'll delete the post if it makes you uncomfortable, though.
The Dictator. I went with my sis, instead of my wife, who has standards. We were the only ones in the theater, perhaps due to the theater manager/ticket clerk who strongly recommended we not see the movie. During our three-minute conversation, he urged us to see something else, like What to Expect When We're Expecting, which was a nonstarter for us. We stuck with our original plan and felt rewarded for persevering as the movie was very funny, although I totally understand why some wouldn't find it appealing. It's consistent with the previews, but unlike some comedy previews that include every gag in the film, The Dictator delivered considerably more than what was in the trailer. It was a softer, less discomfiting movie than Borat, but Cohen still managed to offend nearly everyone, including our theater manager who I believe was Iranian.
Me: Thinking of seeing a movie with the guys this Saturday. Anything going on?
Wife: No. What are you seeing?
Me: The Dictator.
Wife: What's it rated?
Me: Sasha Baron Cohen
Wife: Huh?
Me: A solid R.
Wife: We don't see R rated movies.
Me: We don't? When was that memo?
Wife: It's new. I've been thinking. Of course, you can do what you'd like.
So I saw The Dictator this weekend. given the reviews I had read, I wasn't expecting much. I was repaid a little more than that. It had it's funny bits and its expected ridiculous bits. I'd give it two meh's up and one giant eye roll for the lazy democracy speech at the end.
Isn't it though? You know what would be a noble gesture on your part? Fucking off.
Ha!
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
Me: Thinking of seeing a movie with the guys this Saturday. Anything going on?
Wife: No. What are you seeing?
Me: The Dictator.
Wife: What's it rated?
Me: Sasha Baron Cohen
Wife: Huh?
Me: A solid R. Wife: We don't see R rated movies. Me: We don't? When was that memo?
Wife: It's new. I've been thinking. Of course, you can do what you'd like.
So I saw The Dictator this weekend. given the reviews I had read, I wasn't expecting much. I was repaid a little more than that. It had it's funny bits and its expected ridiculous bits. I'd give it two meh's up and one giant eye roll for the lazy democracy speech at the end.
You obviously didn't get the 'read between the lines when your wife talks' memo.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
Chronicle. I enjoyed it overall and I really liked the story/concept but I couldn't help but feel that they left a lot of material on the table with only 84 minutes. I think there is a lot more they could have done with the story. Kind of a shame.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
Chronicle. I enjoyed it overall and I really liked the story/concept but I couldn't help but feel that they left a lot of material on the table with only 84 minutes. I think there is a lot more they could have done with the story. Kind of a shame.
Yeah I thought this had a ton of potential and fizzled. Still enjoyed it, though.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
Chronicle. I enjoyed it overall and I really liked the story/concept but I couldn't help but feel that they left a lot of material on the table with only 84 minutes. I think there is a lot more they could have done with the story. Kind of a shame.
I agree. My wife compared it to an ABC afterschool special.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
I want to know if anyone has seen Prometheus. The wife and kids are out of town -- for THREE WEEKS -- I need something to do. I can only watch the Dreamers and Hot Dog the Movie so many times.
Is this movie worth the price of the ticket?
Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
I want to know if anyone has seen Prometheus. The wife and kids are out of town -- for THREE WEEKS -- I need something to do. I can only watch the Dreamers and Hot Dog the Movie so many times.
Is this movie worth the price of the ticket?
Take the risk and go! Beats sitting around, and you can come back and tell us about it.
Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
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