Going out to lunch with my mom today since I have the day off.
Bo: What time works best for you?
Mama Diddley: 1
Bo:
Who eats lunch at 1?!
Bo: What time works best for you?
Mama Diddley: 1
Bo:
Who eats lunch at 1?!
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Your momOriginally posted by Bo Diddley View PostGoing out to lunch with my mom today since I have the day off.
Bo: What time works best for you?
Mama Diddley: 1
Bo:
Who eats lunch at 1?!Comment
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People who wake up at 9:30 am.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostGoing out to lunch with my mom today since I have the day off.
Bo: What time works best for you?
Mama Diddley: 1
Bo:
Who eats lunch at 1?!"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I must’ve missed the memo where mom jokes became acceptable and basic civility took a bathroom break.Originally posted by YOhio View Post
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Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostComment
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EuropeansOriginally posted by Bo Diddley View PostGoing out to lunch with my mom today since I have the day off.
Bo: What time works best for you?
Mama Diddley: 1
Bo:
Who eats lunch at 1?!"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I have that line from Napoleon Dynamite going through my head. "Your mom goes to college."Originally posted by BigPiney View PostComment
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I don't usually each lunch on days I work, but when I do, I prefer it to be 1 or later. Delayed gratification, plus it makes the afternoon go by so much faster.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Some of the biggest conflicts I have with my wife are when we are in Europe and at about 5:30 she starts agitating about finding a place for dinner.Originally posted by Moliere View PostComment
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The restaurants over they probably love you guys. You are in at 6 and probably out by 7. That leaves time for the usual European couple that will show up to the restaurant around 7:30 and finally finish up sometime around 9:30.Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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They probably would if my wife ever won these argumentsOriginally posted by Moliere View PostComment
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Today was trash day in my neighborhood and realizing at 6 am that I hadn't added any green waste I headed outside to get my money's worth. I was working in my sideyard off the driveway chopping up palm fronds and trying to be quiet for the neighbors. Kept the light off for same reason. After a few minutes a man appeared in my driveway pointing a flashlight at me and asking a little too bluntly for my taste "do you live here?" I replied with a simple "Why?" followed with "and who are you?" He told me he was "patrolling the neighborhood" and thought it looked suspicious that I was in a sideyard in the dark while the house lights were all off. I told him I thought it was suspicious that he thought the neighborhood needed patrolling and I invited him to step off of my driveway and down to the sidewalk if he'd like to talk further. As I approached him I saw he was all decked out in camo. Duck Dynasty type beard.
I laughed about him patrolling as our neighborhood is quite safe but full of boomers who are afraid of everything. We do not have, and have not needed a neighborhood watch. I don't even lock my doors at night, the neighborhood is that kind of safe. Rarely lock my car doors and in 10 years not one incident. I asked "which house do you live in?" and he was vague but stated again he was out protecting the neighborhood. Then he said "well, you look normal so I'll be on my way." I'm still laughing about this but was also thinking how dangerous it is. Just another example of someone living in a fabricated fear and taking way too much action.Comment
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