The Utah 2011 Football Thread

[falafel]

Our weak-ass conference is still better than independence or the Big East will ever be.

He said you can stop now.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I absolutely mean it. That is what taking the high road is all about.

Best of luck this weekend with the Rumble in the Rockies!

I am going to cheer for the Buffs. Partly out of sympathy for the OWS movement (damn those UC Davis cops!) and partly to bug my wayward son who for some reason is still cheering for Utah every week.

[TripletDaddy]

flattop is very negative towards Utah. He said in this thread that the PAC is a weak-a** conference and in another current thread he said that the Utes suck in basketball.

[cougjunkie]

I am going to cheer for the Buffs. Partly out of sympathy for the OWS movement (damn those UC Davis cops!) and partly to bug my wayward son who for some reason is still cheering for Utah every week.

Reminds me of HLs daughters. They walk in to my house and tell me that BYU Sucks and start chanting "Go utes!" Good thing they are such cute kids and look nothing like their father otherwise I might have booted them out in the cold.

[falafel]

flattop is very negative towards Utah. He said in this thread that the PAC is a weak-a** conference and in another current thread he said that the Utes suck in basketball.

He also rags on the Utes' QB every chance he gets.

[TripletDaddy]

Reminds me of HLs daughters. They walk in to my house and tell me that BYU Sucks and start chanting "Go utes!" Good thing they are such cute kids and look nothing like their father otherwise I might have booted them out in the cold.

Any kid pulls that at my house, they are getting the boot.

[il Padrino Ute]

I am going to cheer for the Buffs. Partly out of sympathy for the OWS movement (damn those UC Davis cops!) and partly to bug my wayward son who for some reason is still cheering for Utah every week.

I understand the reasoning about bugging your son, but I don't get the OWS connection with regard to UC Davis.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Reminds me of HLs daughters. They walk in to my house and tell me that BYU Sucks and start chanting "Go utes!" Good thing they are such cute kids and look nothing like their father otherwise I might have booted them out in the cold.

I always suspected that Hot Lunch was a great dad, now I have proof.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I understand the reasoning about bugging your son, but I don't get the OWS connection with regard to UC Davis.

I take it you have never been to The People's Republic of Boulder.

[U-Ute]

You are winning Pac-12 games over shitty teams. Every league has shitty teams and Utah has started the crappy part of their schedule.

Colorado, Arizona, Oregon State and Washington State are all bad teams. UCLA is not much better than the other four. Their average record is:

3.6-7.4.

UCLA is the only team with a winning record the other teams are not even close. On top of that UCLA only has a winning record because they played the shitty part of their schedule first. Congratulations Utah is a middle of the road Pac-12 team just like every one predicted. They have not exceeded expectations or underachieved. I guess being average is good for some people.

For all the crap BYU has received about their end of the season schedule they have actually played a tougher schedule than Utah.

Opponents winning percentage last 4 games for BYU: .454
Opponents winning percentage last 4 games for Utah: .333

Congrats on beating shitty teams you are supposed to beat.

On top of that BYU will probably get a better bowl opponent as well with either:

Houston (11-0)
Southern Miss (9-2)
Tulsa (8-3)

No typos. I'm impressed. I am curious, how difficult was it to type all of that through the tears of laughter.

[cougjunkie]

I always suspected that Hot Lunch was a great dad, now I have proof.

paternity test is still pending.

[il Padrino Ute]

I take it you have never been to The People's Republic of Boulder.

Okay, I see it now. Dirty, stinking hippies.

I have been to Boulder and thought it was a beautiful city, but the folks there made me happy to leave when it was time.

[Flattop]

He said you can stop now.

Stop what?

[woot]

Our weak-ass conference is still better than independence or the Big East will ever be.

Seriously, how insecure are you that this is your response? The BE this year is probably the worst AQ conference in the history of the BCS, and everyone knows the conference is the weakest of the 6. Making this argument just makes you seem pathetic.

[Flattop]

flattop is very negative towards Utah. He said in this thread that the PAC is a weak-a** conference and in another current thread he said that the Utes suck in basketball.

My bad. The Pac-12 is the Bestest conference ever and Utah basketball rules.