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  • UtahJazzFan88
    Jazz | Utes | Raiders
    • Oct 2011
    • 1678

    #10576
    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
    Math, reading, basketball prognostications, discussing City Creek, what is SloanHater not bad at?
    Not admitting defeat and lame insults.

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    • Blueintheface
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 15382

      #10577
      I heart Jerry Sloan's ghost. You make the football offseason bearable and for that, I thank you.
      "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

      "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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      • Blueintheface
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 15382

        #10578
        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
        With the whole Wet Willy(ie?) incident I've been curious since it happened what set West off. I somehow missed G-Time taking the first swipe at him. Pick up Hayward as soon as the clip starts or you'll miss it.

        [YOUTUBE]ko1kbwbIJd4&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

        Love me some G-Time.
        Not bad for a "punk-ass white boy" huh, Delonte?
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • Blueintheface
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 15382

          #10579


          The Jazz are expected to sign point guard Blake Ahearn for the remainder of the season, The Salt Lake Tribune learned Thursday.
          I can see why.

          Ahearn, 27, is averaging 1 point and 5 minutes in three games.
          I refuse to believe there isn't a more qualified PG in the D-league avaiable to the Jazz even if he does nothing more than help the jazz practice 5 on 5 prior to a possible playoff game.
          "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

          "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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          • UteStar
            Sexiest Poster in Town
            • Nov 2008
            • 2419

            #10580
            Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
            http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsja...-utah.html.csp



            I can see why.



            I refuse to believe there isn't a more qualified PG in the D-league avaiable to the Jazz even if he does nothing more than help the jazz practice 5 on 5 prior to a possible playoff game.

            You may be right, but Ahearn's D-League stats this year were pretty fabulous:
            23.8 points per game
            5.1 assists
            47% shooting from field
            41% from 3
            96% from foul line
            1 steal per game

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            • SloanHater
              Banned
              • Feb 2009
              • 1348

              #10581
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Excellent. So if Golden State moves into the top 3, that move--the move which is a result of a mathematical probability--will have no impact on whether or not the Jazz receive Golden State's pick?

              Brilliant. Keep the insults coming.
              Lol. You're as thick as a brick. The move to the top 3 is a lateral move. The Jazz go from 0 chance of getting the pick to 0 chance of getting the pick.

              Would it help if I explained it in purple text or perhaps with pictures?

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25221

                #10582
                Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                Lol. You're as thick as a brick. The move to the top 3 is a lateral move. The Jazz go from 0 chance of getting the pick to 0 chance of getting the pick.

                Would it help if I explained it in purple text or perhaps with pictures?
                Hey, look who showed back up. School must have just let out.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • SloanHater
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1348

                  #10583
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Hey, look who showed back up. School must have just let out.
                  That's the best you can do? I just embarrassed you and your basic math skills and your retort is to insinuate I'm younger than you.

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                  • Blueintheface
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 15382

                    #10584
                    Originally posted by UteStar View Post
                    You may be right, but Ahearn's D-League stats this year were pretty fabulous:
                    23.8 points per game
                    5.1 assists
                    47% shooting from field
                    41% from 3
                    96% from foul line
                    1 steal per game
                    I saw those on the day he was signed and have been shocked at how it has not translated at all (small sample size to be sure). Maybe he'll pull a Sundiata Gaines and secure 8th place on a last second shot.
                    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                    • Jacob
                      Junior Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 6801

                      #10585
                      Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                      That's the best you can do? I just embarrassed you and your basic math skills and your retort is to insinuate I'm younger than you.
                      You are embarrassing somebody.

                      Just to be clear, are you still standing by this, which has been proven false half a dozen times?

                      Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                      I was talking about a singular team helping the Jazz out by moving from 8-14 to the top 3 and that remains, at best, 4%.

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                      • Maximus
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 5999

                        #10586
                        Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                        Lol. You're as thick as a brick. The move to the top 3 is a lateral move. The Jazz go from 0 chance of getting the pick to 0 chance of getting the pick.

                        Would it help if I explained it in purple text or perhaps with pictures?
                        Why havent you attacked the 'false' newspaper article yet that proves you were and are wrong?

                        Seventh-worst record - 75.0% chance to keep the pick (4.3% for No. 1, 4.9% for No. 2, 5.8% for No. 3, 59.9% for No. 7), 25% chance at 8th or lower.


                        Done and done.

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                        • smokymountainrain
                          Impressive Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22593

                          #10587
                          Originally posted by UteStar View Post
                          You may be right, but Ahearn's D-League stats this year were pretty fabulous:
                          23.8 points per game
                          5.1 assists
                          47% shooting from field
                          41% from 3
                          96% from foul line
                          1 steal per game
                          Those are great stats, but IIRC, he's had seasons in the past that are even better than that. He's always really struggled in the NBA, however.
                          I'm like LeBron James.
                          -mpfunk

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                          • SloanHater
                            Banned
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1348

                            #10588
                            Originally posted by Maximus View Post
                            Why havent you attacked the 'false' newspaper article yet that proves you were and are wrong?



                            Done and done.
                            You're as simple minded as donuthole.

                            First of all the article you linked is drawing their numbers from a different article, so perhaps you should link to the original content. Second of all, the sports writer, not a math guy, is simply adding up the odds of GS getting the the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd picks with the probability of staying at 7th and then saying the remainder is the probability of moving down. That's not good math.

                            I've shown the math multiple times, but you keep on believing a sports writer who uses a chart from wikipedia and some bad math to come up with some bad numbers. Moron.

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                            • Maximus
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 5999

                              #10589
                              Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                              You're as simple minded as donuthole.

                              First of all the article you linked is drawing their numbers from a different article, so perhaps you should link to the original content. Second of all, the sports writer, not a math guy, is simply adding up the odds of GS getting the the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd picks with the probability of staying at 7th and then saying the remainder is the probability of moving down. That's not good math.

                              I've shown the math multiple times, but you keep on believing a sports writer who uses a chart from wikipedia and some bad math to come up with some bad numbers. Moron.
                              Actually that is good math. If your options are A, B, C and you have X% chance at A and Y% at B, then the % chance for C is 100-A-B.

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                              • SloanHater
                                Banned
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 1348

                                #10590
                                Originally posted by Maximus View Post
                                Actually that is good math. If your options are A, B, C and you have X% chance at A and Y% at B, then the % chance for C is 100-A-B.

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