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  • Originally posted by Topper View Post
    Conclusions are forthcoming.
    That’s about the least romantic way I have ever heard it described.
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • Originally posted by All-American View Post
      That’s about the least romantic way I have ever heard it described.
      Captain Shakespeare at your service.
      "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

      Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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      • Originally posted by Topper View Post
        Conclusions are forthcoming.
        Good for you for not winning the race.

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        • Here I say something nice about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and not a single response to it.
          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
          --Kendrick Lamar

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          • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
            Here I say something nice about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and not a single response to it.
            The other day after I busted your chops I thought to myself, "He will probably make an obligatory nice comment now and then shortly thereafter complain about not getting enough credit for it." Swish.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
              Really? That's what you've been trying to do?

              Whoosh, right over my head.
              TMI
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • My dad and stepmom had a pirated cassette copy of the Cook-Jagger encounter. We listened to it during FHE about once per year.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  I don't know, I'm pretty sure 75-80% of this board is having sex.
                  Originally posted by All-American View Post
                  You mean, like, at this moment?
                  Summon wuap.
                  You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                  Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                  Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                  You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                  • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                    My dad and stepmom had a pirated cassette copy of the Cook-Jagger encounter. We listened to it during FHE about once per year.
                    It would be crazy to hear Mick's version of the encounter. There are always two sides.

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                    • Originally posted by HBCoug View Post
                      It would be crazy to hear Mick's version of the encounter. There are always two sides.
                      I’ve always been skeptical of the story.

                      It seems unlikely that Cook would be flying business or first class or that Jagger would be flying coach.

                      If they did fly together, my guess is that the conversation was short and that Jagger was too stoned to retain any recollection.
                      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                      • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                        I’ve always been skeptical of the story.

                        It seems unlikely that Cook would be flying business or first class or that Jagger would be flying coach.

                        If they did fly together, my guess is that the conversation was short and that Jagger was too stoned to retain any recollection.
                        Yeah, that story always sounded fishy to me too. Or perhaps Jagger saw the uptight dude next to him and decided to have a little fun with his conversation. Probably after a few drinks.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Originally posted by HBCoug View Post
                          You had never heard this story before? It has served as inspiration for me for years and my posting style is calculated to drive members of this board to sex. Thus far it's effectiveness has gone: poorly.
                          How could you even know this?! For all you know, some of our members here have been shagging each other on the reg as a direct result of your posts.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            Yeah, that story always sounded fishy to me too. Or perhaps Jagger saw the uptight dude next to him and decided to have a little fun with his conversation. Probably after a few drinks.
                            And Cook knew that Jagger would likely never read anything Cook wrote or spoke.
                            "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Yeah, that story always sounded fishy to me too. Or perhaps Jagger saw the uptight dude next to him and decided to have a little fun with his conversation. Probably after a few drinks.
                              I give the Cook story 5 PaulHDunns.
                              You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                              Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                              Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                              You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                              • I was highly skeptical of the Cook/Jagger story from the beginning. Jagger flying alone from Mexico to Texas at the height of his fame? My guess is that Cook was sincere but was duped by some dude who looked like Jagger and decided to have some fun once he realized Cook had bought into his schtick.

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