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My second mission companion used to claim he was Mick Jagger to random people in Spain. He even signed several autographs. He looked nothing like Mick Jagger.
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One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.
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Now that I think back, there was a guy I taught as a missionary in London that looked a lot like Mick Jagger. I didn't think anything of it at the time. I never got his name and he told us to refer to him as Your Majesty.
Edit: I got you, Elder Cook.Comment
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Haha. That is the best theory yet.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Hey and maybe that imposter is the same guy I taught.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
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He did in fact shoot several music videos in Mexico so that part checks out as possible.Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
The story makes it sounds like he has 3 different women pregnant at the same time and that does not check out.
I agree that it was likely some dufus “pretending” to be Mick Jagger with Cook too clueless to know.
Cook could totally have been upgraded to first class — I don’t find that part implausible at all.Comment
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I signed several baseballs as a missionary in Japan as Pete Rose and Babe Ruth.Originally posted by snowcat View PostGive 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
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What music videos was Elder Cook filming in Mexico?Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostHe did in fact shoot several music videos in Mexico so that part checks out as possible.
The story makes it sounds like he has 3 different women pregnant at the same time and that does not check out.
I agree that it was likely some dufus “pretending” to be Mick Jagger with Cook too clueless to know.
Cook could totally have been upgraded to first class — I don’t find that part implausible at all."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I think you are all so cynical. It is completely believable that Mick Jagger said the exact words "our music is calculated to drive the kids to sex." That sounds just like him.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Almost like it was lifted right out of "Sympathy for the Devil".Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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My buddy was in Japan for a couple months back in the early 2000s and was subjected to a barrage of tourists (nationality unclear) insisting he was Leonardo DiCaprio. He says he was walking down a country road somewhere and whole tour bus pulled over to accost him. Autographs, pictures, the whole 9. He looks absolutely nothing like Leo.Originally posted by myboynoah View Post"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Originally posted by Commando View Post
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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All white guys look the same. I told my wife that I’m Brad Pitt. Only way I could get her to marry me.Originally posted by Commando View PostA man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad AliComment
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Yeah. I got Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise comparisons all the time on my mission.Comment
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All I could get was the friend Cameron comparisons from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.Originally posted by beefytee View PostComment
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