"Hold my root beer" - the Russell M. Nelson thread

[Jeff Lebowski]

I still don't understand why the early changes were seen as "big changes."

I am but a humble heathen though, so I may just be missing it.

Funk, you have asked this 3-4 times and each time we review a list with you and each time you state once again that you don't consider them "big changes". That is totally fine, but don't hold your breath if people don't bite this time around.

[Brian]

church is shifting is sewing production from undies and clothes to masks and gowns.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/04/14/lds-church-is-helping/

[YOhio]

Not so sure the temple in Shanghai will be happening anytime soon.

http://mzzj.sh.gov.cn/hygq/20200411/630779280bae4e93a781c2bfe216bbe9.html

[BigPiney]

Not so sure the temple in Shanghai will be happening anytime soon.

http://mzzj.sh.gov.cn/hygq/20200411/...fe216bbe9.html

Wishful thinking.

[Jeff Lebowski]

What that hong kong dude said.

[beefytee]

Wow Google translate does a pretty good job with this:

https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E7%95%99%E8%A8%80%E6%97%B6%E9%97%B4%EF%BC%9A2020-04-07%2009%3A18%3A30%0A%0A%E7%AD%94%E5%A4%8D%E6%97%B6%E9%97%B4%EF%BC%9A2020-04-07%2014%3A20%0A%0A%E7%AD%94%E5%A4%8D%E5%8D%95%E4%BD%8D%EF%BC%9A%E4%B8%8A%E6%B5%B7%E5%B8%82%E6%B0%91%E6%97%8F%E5%92%8C%E5%AE%97%E6%95%99%E4%BA%8B%E5%8A%A1%E5%B1%80%E5%8A%9E%E5%85%AC%E5%AE%A4%0A%0A%E7%95%99%E8%A8%80%E6%A0%87%E9%A2%98%EF%BC%9A%E6%B1%82%E8%AF%81%E6%91%A9%E9%97%A8%E6%95%99%E7%9A%84%E6%B6%88%E6%81%AF%0A%0A%E7%95%99%E8%A8%80%E5%86%85%E5%AE%B9%EF%BC%9A%E7%9C%8B%E5%88%B0%E5%BE%AE%E5%8D%9A%E4%B8%8A%E6%9C%89%E6%91%A9%E9%97%A8%E6%95%99%E5%B0%86%E8%A6%81%E5%9C%A8%E4%B8%8A%E6%B5%B7%E5%BB%BA%E6%95%99%E5%A0%82%E7%9A%84%E6%B6%88%E6%81%AF%EF%BC%8C%E7%89%B9%E6%9D%A5%E5%92%A8%E8%AF%A2%E6%B1%82%E8%AF%81%EF%BC%8C%E7%83%A6%E8%AF%B7%E7%99%BE%E5%BF%99%E4%B9%8B%E4%B8%AD%E7%BB%99%E4%BA%88%E5%9B%9E%E5%A4%8D%EF%BC%8C%E8%B0%A2%E8%B0%A2%EF%BC%81%0A%0A%E7%AD%94%E5%A4%8D%E5%86%85%E5%AE%B9%EF%BC%9A%0A%0A%E4%B8%80%E3%80%81%E6%A0%B9%E6%8D%AE%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E7%9B%B8%E5%85%B3%E6%B3%95%E5%BE%8B%E6%B3%95%E8%A7%84%E8%A7%84%E5%AE%9A%EF%BC%8C%E5%A4%96%E5%9B%BD%E4%BA%BA%E4%B8%8D%E5%BE%97%E5%9C%A8%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E5%A2%83%E5%86%85%E6%88%90%E7%AB%8B%E5%AE%97%E6%95%99%E7%BB%84%E7%BB%87%EF%BC%8C%E8%AE%BE%E7%AB%8B%E5%AE%97%E6%95%99%E6%B4%BB%E5%8A%A8%E5%9C%BA%E6%89%80%E3%80%82%0A%0A%E4%BA%8C%E3%80%81%E7%BE%8E%E5%9B%BD%E6%91%A9%E9%97%A8%E6%95%99%E5%8F%91%E5%B8%83%E5%9C%A8%E4%B8%8A%E6%B5%B7%E5%BB%BA%E7%AB%8B%E6%89%80%E8%B0%93%E2%80%9C%E5%9C%A3%E6%AE%BF%E2%80%9D%E7%9A%84%E4%BF%A1%E6%81%AF%EF%BC%8C%E6%88%91%E5%B8%82%E6%B0%91%E5%AE%97%E9%83%A8%E9%97%A8%E6%AF%AB%E4%B8%8D%E7%9F%A5%E6%83%85%EF%BC%8C%E6%98%AF%E7%BE%8E%E5%9B%BD%E6%91%A9%E9%97%A8%E6%95%99%E4%B8%80%E5%8E%A2%E6%83%85%E6%84%BF%EF%BC%8C%E6%97%A0%E4%B8%AD%E7%94%9F%E6%9C%89%E3%80%82

[Donuthole]

Wow Google translate does a pretty good job with this:

https://translate.google.com/#view=h...9C%89%E3%80%82

That left off the best part:

It was wishful thinking of the Mormon Church of the United States.

[beefytee]

That left off the best part:

Bing has it in there, but isn't near as good with the rest of the translation:

https://www.bing.com/translator/

Second, the United States Mormon soning the establishment of the so-called "sanctuary" in Shanghai information, I do not know the department of the citizens, is the United States Mormon wishful thinking, no middle-aged

[smokymountainrain]

blue shirts, and no ties, oh my!

[YOhio]

blue shirts, and no ties, oh my!

What's next? G free yardwork?!

[LVAllen]

What's next? G free yardwork?!

A Mission President doing zone conferences and announcing that although the Area Presidency approved the exception throughout the Area, "In this mission, we hold ourselves to the highest standards of teaching and appearance." And the Assistants will lap it up.

[YOhio]

A Mission President doing zone conferences and announcing that although the Area Presidency approved the exception throughout the Area, "In this mission, we hold ourselves to the highest standards of teaching and appearance." And the Assistants will lap it up.

But they'll do so while maintaining the quietest of dignity.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Blue shirts = OK
Red shirts = Not OK

The church is true, guys.

[old_gregg]

Blue shirts = OK
Red shirts = Not OK

The church is true, guys.

solid dress shirt (not sport shirts) that are not white or blue belong only at the clearfield high school spring formal and on chili's bartenders

[LVAllen]

solid dress shirt (not sport shirts) that are not white or blue belong only at the clearfield high school spring formal and on chili's bartenders

But only with an amply flaired vest.