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  • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
    Do you think women have the priesthood of Aaron? Well if you do, then you are very wrong.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
      Do you think women have the priesthood of Aaron? Well if you do, then you are very wrong.
      It's a prototype! We implement these and every popular elementary school teacher in American history will have their work done.

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      • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
        Do you think women have the priesthood of Aaron? Well if you do, then you are very wrong.
        But she even has her right arm raised to the square!
        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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        • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          Nelson promised an historical general conference and delivered:

          - New symbol. Love it. I have always wondered why Moroni was used. I mean the guy is the cool but it's not his church.
          - 200th anniversary of first vision. Cool. BTW, the date of the first vision was most likely not April 6th but March 26th, 1820: https://www.facebook.com/10827759062...31662257545756
          - A solemn assembly. Yes, we mormons are weird and all my baptist friends are now sending me videos of people waving white handkerchiefs.
          - A freak'n temple in China! Now we can baptize the hell out of those bat-eating commies!
          Cool thing about March 26th, if you're into this kind of stuff. Turns out that was a Palm Sunday.
          τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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          • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
            - New symbol. Love it. I have always wondered why Moroni was used. I mean the guy is the cool but it's not his church.
            Perhaps because it uniquely identifies us as a group?
            You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
            Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

            Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
            You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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            • I think it was someone on here who called him Lego Moroni and it's been cracking me up the past couple days.

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              • We should have called dibs on the eagle...



                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Do you think women have the priesthood of Aaron? Well if you do, then you are very wrong.
                  We've got Melchizedek, we've got Aaron, maybe there's Naomi a lessor priesthood for single endowed (the other endowed) women.

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                  • Originally posted by YOhio View Post


                    I think it was someone on here who called him Lego Moroni and it's been cracking me up the past couple days.
                    For a brief period of time, an Easter Egg in the Gospel Library app was discovered which turned the logo into Lego Moroni:


                    This was Not Approved, and it was quickly shut down. The app team may have gotten into trouble for it.

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                    • Originally posted by YOhio View Post


                      I think it was someone on here who called him Lego Moroni and it's been cracking me up the past couple days.
                      This is also the symbol used on markers for LDS serviceman in military cemeteries. Each faith has their own symbol as shown here. I've wondered if that symbol too would change, but I doubt it.

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                      • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                        But she even has her right arm raised to the square!
                        #sustainwithleft #partakewithleft
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          Conference was great. The Prophet and his messages were great.

                          Someone mentioned it earlier, but I think all the big changes out of the gate conditioned people to expect big changes ever 6 mo. That's not sustainable, or even advisable.
                          I still don't understand why the early changes were seen as "big changes."

                          I am but a humble heathen though, so I may just be missing it.
                          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                          --Kendrick Lamar

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                          • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                            #sustainwithleft #partakewithleft
                            Sorry to be the bearer of bad news - but the new handbook states: "Members partake with their right hand when possible."

                            However - it doesn't say anything about using a particular hand to pass the tray from one person to the next, so...#passwithleft!

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                            • Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                              Sorry to be the bearer of bad news - but the new handbook states: "Members partake with their right hand when possible."

                              However - it doesn't say anything about using a particular hand to pass the tray from one person to the next, so...#passwithleft!
                              Ha, my mother always made me use my right hand. Does it say anything about wearing a white shirt to pass the sacrament?
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                                Ha, my mother always made me use my right hand. Does it say anything about wearing a white shirt to pass the sacrament?
                                Not a peep:

                                Those who administer the sacrament should do so in a dignified manner, realizing that they are representing the Lord. The bishopric encourages them to ponder the Savior’s Atonement as they prepare, bless, and pass the sacrament.

                                Those who administer the sacrament should be well groomed and clean. They should not wear clothing or jewelry that might detract from the worship and covenant making that are the purpose of the sacrament. If the bishop needs to counsel a priesthood holder about such matters, he does so with love. He also takes into account the person’s maturity in the Church.

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