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  • Well, this isn’t going to create any kind of confusion. I wonder what sort of payout the REAL Church of Jesus Christ offers the other one.






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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
      Well, this isn’t going to create any kind of confusion. I wonder what sort of payout the REAL Church of Jesus Christ offers the other one.






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      • Turn back now, Pres Nelson! It's not too late! You have made some fantastic, historic changes. For those changes alone, you will go down in the annals as one of the greats. But history will not be kind to this change. There is no need to leave this stain on an otherwise sparkling legacy.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Turn back now, Pres Nelson! It's not too late! You have made some fantastic, historic changes. For those changes alone, you will go down in the annals as one of the greats. But history will not be kind to this change. There is no need to leave this stain on an otherwise sparkling legacy.
          Its hard to argue with the reasoning behind the name change issue, but man I hate ti see that URL get so long and complicated. LDS.org is such a nice, simple, brand associated URL.
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Turn back now, Pres Nelson! It's not too late! You have made some fantastic, historic changes. For those changes alone, you will go down in the annals as one of the greats. But history will not be kind to this change. There is no need to leave this stain on an otherwise sparkling legacy.
            Yep.

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            • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              Well, this isn’t going to create any kind of confusion. I wonder what sort of payout the REAL Church of Jesus Christ offers the other one.






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              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                To conform with the wishes of our beloved, 2-hour church prophet, I will stop telling people I'm a Mormon. I'll even stop saying I'm LDS. Still, given the need to state my religious affiliation in less time than it takes to read a Dickens novel, I need an abbreviated descriptor. Hence, from this point forward, I am declaring myself 'CJC'.

                Random Person: What religion are you?
                Me: I'm CJC.

                Different random person: What church to you attend?
                Me: The CJC-LDS church.
                or
                Me, if I'm in Utah: The CJC two blocks down the next street.

                On a somewhat related note, I always thought Mormon was a good dude, but he apparently crossed President Nelson somewhere. I'm waiting for the Book of Mormon to be changed to,

                "Another Testament of Jesus Christ

                Abridged by Mormon"
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                • It's kind of funny how some complain that the church has too much of a corporate feel (I'm guilty), and now some are complaining about not paying enough attention to branding and such.

                  My position is similar to Creeksters above. It is annoying, but I can really argue with the reasoning behind it when it is right there in the scriptures that we believe.

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                  • Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                    It's kind of funny how some complain that the church has too much of a corporate feel (I'm guilty), and now some are complaining about not paying enough attention to branding and such.

                    My position is similar to Creeksters above. It is annoying, but I can really argue with the reasoning behind it when it is right there in the scriptures that we believe.
                    I am guessing we will get used to it soon enough.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      Its hard to argue with the reasoning behind the name change issue, but man I hate ti see that URL get so long and complicated. LDS.org is such a nice, simple, brand associated URL.
                      The solution is easy. Just keep using lds.org. they won't abandon that important piece of IP and it will certainly redirect.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

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                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        The solution is easy. Just keep using lds.org. they won't abandon that important piece of IP and it will certainly redirect.
                        It's clear to me that we're seeing a sifting of the wheat from the tares-- those who will use the name of the Lord and those who will take unsanctioned shortcuts.

                        Actually, I've been listening to that book Saints, and it strikes me how often the early saints used the term Mormonism, to include the leaders.

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                        • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                          Its hard to argue with the reasoning behind the name change issue, but man I hate ti see that URL get so long and complicated. LDS.org is such a nice, simple, brand associated URL.
                          Right, but at least after a couple of times typing it in, your browser will remember and auto-fill for you.

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                          • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                            It's clear to me that we're seeing a sifting of the wheat from the tares-- those who will use the name of the Lord and those who will take unsanctioned shortcuts.

                            Actually, I've been listening to that book Saints, and it strikes me how often the early saints used the term Mormonism, to include the leaders.
                            This whole situation reminds me of that time when God decided that, rather than refer to the priesthood by its actual name, i.e. The Holy Priesthood After of the Order of the Son of God, he would give it a nickname and instruct that the saints use that out of respect or reverence to the name of the Supreme Being and to avoid the too-frequent use of His name.

                            Yet here we are.
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • Why isn't anyone talking about the terrible font for the church of Jesus Christ at the bottom of that screenshot? Horrendous.
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                              • Do they abandon mormonandgays.org completely or change it to churchofjesuschristandsamegenderattractives.org?

                                Oddly enough, if you go to mormonandgays.org you still have a large title "Mormon and Gay."
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