"Hold my root beer" - the Russell M. Nelson thread

[MartyFunkhouser]

Why did you put the church's name in comic sans? Don't you know how offensive that is?

I do not see what is offensive about calling The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by the proper name The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in comic sans. I am using The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints given name as directed by the prophet of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I have created no victories for Satan in the way that I am referring to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

In the alternative, I could refer to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in this font. Let me know your preference.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I just checked to see if there is a way I could force all of funk's posts to be in comic sans font. Sadly, it does not appear possible.

[falafel]

I do not see what is offensive about calling The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by the proper name The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in comic sans. I am using The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints given name as directed by the prophet of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I have created no victories for Satan in the way that I am referring to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

In the alternative, I could refer to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in this font. Let me know your preference.

Papyrus, definitely. Gives credence to our claims re the origins of the Pearl of Great Price.

[jay santos]

I just checked to see if there is a way I could force all of funk's posts to be in comic sans font. Sadly, it does not appear possible.

It's worth a GoFundMe.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I just checked to see if there is a way I could force all of funk's posts to be in comic sans font. Sadly, it does not appear possible.

I don't think doing that to me would be consistent with the teachings of Jesus Christ. With the renewed emphasis The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is placing on being like Christ, it seems like that un-Christlike approach would be a mistake.

[Bo Diddley]

It's worth a GoFundMe.

The Dude's on a roll today.

[Pelado]

New email:

Email communications from the Church will begin to be sent using email addresses with the ChurchofJesusChrist.org domain.

As we make this transition, it’s possible some Church emails could end up in your spam or junk folder. We encourage you to check these folders over the next couple of weeks to make sure that you are receiving Church email communication.

New excuse:

Sorry, your email must have gone to my junk mail.

[MartyFunkhouser]

New email:



New excuse:

Sorry, your email must have gone to my junk mail.

Damnit, now I'm going to have to check my junk mail for my son's primary program part.

[Commando]

Damnit, now I'm going to have to check my junk mail for my son's primary program part.

wut?

[MartyFunkhouser]

Interestingly enough the Mormon and Gay website still prominently features the term "Mormon."
https://mormonandgay.lds.org/

[falafel]

Interestingly enough the Mormon and Gay website still prominently features the term "Mormon."
https://mormonandgay.lds.org/

Still brainstorming new names.

[Katy Lied]

ConversionsButNotThatKindOfConversions.com?

[YOhio]

Still brainstorming new names.

homoandnomomo.com is available.

[Jeff Lebowski]

homoandnomomo.com is available.

[Bo Diddley]