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  • Topper
    Pre-Historic Man
    • Nov 2011
    • 11764
    #5581
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    Who watches NFL pre-games shows?
    Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25230
        #5582
        Originally posted by Topper View Post
        Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
        you are dumb
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • thesaint258
            aka Benito Hazard
            • Jan 2009
            • 3005
            #5583
            Originally posted by Topper View Post
            Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
            Thanks to Apple, I've been awake for every High Council talk since 2007.
            Not that, sickos.

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              • FMCoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 6825
                #5584
                Originally posted by hostile View Post
                When we lived in Pittsburgh we shared a building with the University student ward. They wanted to always meet at 2:00 so we had perpetual 10:00 am block. That was nice.
                Pretty sure I served in that ward on my mission. If it's the one I'm thinking of it's one of the most diverse and liberal wards I have experienced. The Gospel Doctrine teacher used the NIV of the bible for example. And nobody seemed to think that was weird.
                "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37870
                    #5585
                    Originally posted by Topper View Post
                    Who gave the Church permission to ordain a time slot without clearing it with me? There are really wards with 10:00 am slots? I thought it was just DH being DH. KL has some street cred.
                    I have a 10 am start in the south stake.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • hostile
                        lollygagger
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 5736
                        #5586
                        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                        Pretty sure I served in that ward on my mission. If it's the one I'm thinking of it's one of the most diverse and liberal wards I have experienced. The Gospel Doctrine teacher used the NIV of the bible for example. And nobody seemed to think that was weird.
                        Pittsburgh 1st ward. Lots of smart folks there from the University (both Pitt and Carnegie-Mellon). GD was always fun. I would sit by one of the liver transplant docs and talk shop.
                        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21088
                            #5587
                            Originally posted by hostile View Post
                            Pittsburgh 1st ward. Lots of smart folks there from the University (both Pitt and Carnegie-Mellon). GD was always fun. I would sit by one of the liver transplant docs and talk shop.
                            Liver transplant at Pittsburgh? Remember the name?
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                              • BrutusBuckeye
                                Senior Member
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 212
                                #5588
                                Originally posted by hostile View Post
                                When we lived in Pittsburgh we shared a building with the University student ward. They wanted to always meet at 2:00 so we had perpetual 10:00 am block. That was nice.
                                That's how my current building is. Two family wards switch between the 9:00 and 11:00 blocks because the singles ward requested to keep the 1:00 block because it is more convenient for after-church social events.
                                When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party. --Tuck Pendleton

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                                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                    Time to camp
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 26082
                                    #5589
                                    I got a crash course in snapchat from my Sunday school class. That's what I get for allowing each of them to give 10 minutes on something in their life that relates to the gospel. The tie in from snapchat to Jesus was very open for interpretation.
                                    Get confident, stupid
                                    -landpoke

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                                      • hostile
                                        lollygagger
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 5736
                                        #5590
                                        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                                        Liver transplant at Pittsburgh? Remember the name?
                                        Wallis Marsh
                                        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                                        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                                          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                            Time to camp
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 26082
                                            #5591
                                            High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                                            Get confident, stupid
                                            -landpoke

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                                              • Northwestcoug
                                                Cocked and Loaded
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 17920
                                                #5592
                                                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                                High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                                                I didn't realize High councilmen were too busy to come up with new material each month.
                                                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                - SeattleUte

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                                                  • Omaha 680
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Jul 2011
                                                    • 11170
                                                    #5593
                                                    Block is moving from 1:00pm to 9:00am next year.

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                                                      • old_gregg
                                                        scaly man fish
                                                        • Nov 2009
                                                        • 16915
                                                        #5594
                                                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                                        High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                                                        it's amazing that your kid remembers what he said last time. there's no chance i could tell you what our hc talked about last time.
                                                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                                                          • MarkGrace
                                                            Grooveshark dick tease
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 31546
                                                            #5595
                                                            Learned that the kids in my primary class didn't know what ballsy means.
                                                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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