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  • #5581
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    Who watches NFL pre-games shows?
    Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • #5582
      Originally posted by Topper View Post
      Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
      you are dumb
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #5583
        Originally posted by Topper View Post
        Who stays awake during High Councilman talks?
        Thanks to Apple, I've been awake for every High Council talk since 2007.
        Not that, sickos.

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        • #5584
          Originally posted by hostile View Post
          When we lived in Pittsburgh we shared a building with the University student ward. They wanted to always meet at 2:00 so we had perpetual 10:00 am block. That was nice.
          Pretty sure I served in that ward on my mission. If it's the one I'm thinking of it's one of the most diverse and liberal wards I have experienced. The Gospel Doctrine teacher used the NIV of the bible for example. And nobody seemed to think that was weird.
          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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          • #5585
            Originally posted by Topper View Post
            Who gave the Church permission to ordain a time slot without clearing it with me? There are really wards with 10:00 am slots? I thought it was just DH being DH. KL has some street cred.
            I have a 10 am start in the south stake.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #5586
              Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
              Pretty sure I served in that ward on my mission. If it's the one I'm thinking of it's one of the most diverse and liberal wards I have experienced. The Gospel Doctrine teacher used the NIV of the bible for example. And nobody seemed to think that was weird.
              Pittsburgh 1st ward. Lots of smart folks there from the University (both Pitt and Carnegie-Mellon). GD was always fun. I would sit by one of the liver transplant docs and talk shop.
              "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

              "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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              • #5587
                Originally posted by hostile View Post
                Pittsburgh 1st ward. Lots of smart folks there from the University (both Pitt and Carnegie-Mellon). GD was always fun. I would sit by one of the liver transplant docs and talk shop.
                Liver transplant at Pittsburgh? Remember the name?
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #5588
                  Originally posted by hostile View Post
                  When we lived in Pittsburgh we shared a building with the University student ward. They wanted to always meet at 2:00 so we had perpetual 10:00 am block. That was nice.
                  That's how my current building is. Two family wards switch between the 9:00 and 11:00 blocks because the singles ward requested to keep the 1:00 block because it is more convenient for after-church social events.
                  When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party. --Tuck Pendleton

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                  • #5589
                    I got a crash course in snapchat from my Sunday school class. That's what I get for allowing each of them to give 10 minutes on something in their life that relates to the gospel. The tie in from snapchat to Jesus was very open for interpretation.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • #5590
                      Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                      Liver transplant at Pittsburgh? Remember the name?
                      Wallis Marsh
                      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                      • #5591
                        High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • #5592
                          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                          I didn't realize High councilmen were too busy to come up with new material each month.
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • #5593
                            Block is moving from 1:00pm to 9:00am next year.

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                            • #5594
                              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              High Councilman gets up to start talking in Sac, starts off with a quote from that song "I want money, lots and lots of money", Jr looks over at me and says "um, this is exactly what this guy said last time he came here". Guy is reading the exact same talk he gave last time he was here. Jr asks if anyone will tell him? I said he should go up after and tell him he learned more the second time than the first.
                              it's amazing that your kid remembers what he said last time. there's no chance i could tell you what our hc talked about last time.
                              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                              • #5595
                                Learned that the kids in my primary class didn't know what ballsy means.
                                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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