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  • Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    We are permanently the 9:00 a.m. ward in our building! Best news I've ever heard at church.
    That is interesting. Is this a new administrative decision? How does a ward acquire a permanent time slot? Is it based upon the collective size of the tithing donations?

    Btw, what do people consider the best time slot?

    8:30 AM

    9:00 AM

    11:00 AM

    1:00 PM

    3:00 PM

    I would argue 8:30/9:00 or 11:00. The early slots free up the remainder of the day; the nooner lets you do your morning work outs, attend church with time to spare the rest of the day. The afternoon slots can tend to consume the entire day, but you can ride your morning ride without interruption.
    Last edited by Topper; 12-07-2014, 01:54 PM.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • Originally posted by Topper View Post
      That is interesting. Is this a new administrative decision? How does a ward acquire a permanent time slot? Is it based upon the collective size of the tithing donations?
      Believe it or not, the 1:00 ward requested to stay at 1:00.
      "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

      Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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      • Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
        Believe it or not, the 1:00 ward requested to stay at 1:00.
        Is this a ward with lots of teenagers who can't wake up in time for early church? It doesn't sound like one with lots of young mothers, as afternoon church can be hellacious with toddlers wanting their naps.
        "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

        Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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        • Originally posted by Topper View Post
          That is interesting. Is this a new administrative decision? How does a ward acquire a permanent time slot? Is it based upon the collective size of the tithing donations?

          Btw, what do people consider the best time slot?

          8:30 AM

          9:00 AM

          11:00 AM

          1:00 PM

          3:00 PM

          I would argue 8:30/9:00 or 11:00. The early slots free up the remainder of the day; the nooner lets you do your morning work outs, attend church with time to spare the rest of the day. The afternoon slots can tend to consume the entire day, but you can ride your morning ride without interruption.
          10:00 am is the best time for church. Not so early that the morning is madness, but early enough that you can get back and watch the morning NFL games on DVR with enough time to watch the afternoon games, too.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            10:00 am is the best time for church. Not so early that the morning is madness, but early enough that you can get back and watch the morning NFL games on DVR with enough time to watch the afternoon games, too.
            When we lived in Pittsburgh we shared a building with the University student ward. They wanted to always meet at 2:00 so we had perpetual 10:00 am block. That was nice.
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • The couch is still gone as are the soft RS chairs. Now there is a row of hard metal chairs instead.

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              • The first year of our marriage we had 8 AM church. So awesome to get home right as the first set of NFL games kicked off.

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                • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  10:00 am is the best time for church. Not so early that the morning is madness, but early enough that you can get back and watch the morning NFL games on DVR with enough time to watch the afternoon games, too.
                  I've never seen that time slot before.
                  "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                  Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                  • We have a 10am slot and I dislike it. I'd rather start at 8:30 or 9.

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                    • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      We have a 10am slot and I dislike it. I'd rather start at 8:30 or 9.
                      Who gave the Church permission to ordain a time slot without clearing it with me? There are really wards with 10:00 am slots? I thought it was just DH being DH. KL has some street cred.
                      "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                      Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                      • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                        We have a 10am slot and I dislike it. I'd rather start at 8:30 or 9.
                        I was going to agree with Donut since it's still morning, but you don't have to wake up as early. Why dislike 10:00? When my wife doesn't have to play organ, we usually get there by 9:30, and that seems like a good time. I can only imagine 10:00 would be perfect.
                        Not that, sickos.

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                        • Originally posted by Topper View Post
                          Who gave the Church permission to ordain a time slot without clearing it with me? There are really wards with 10:00 am slots? I thought it was just DH being DH. KL has some street cred.
                          We are the only ward in our building. It has always been at 10:00.

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                          • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                            We are the only ward in our building. It has always been at 10:00.
                            I need to move. Anyone know what time the wards in Hong Kong start?
                            Not that, sickos.

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                            • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                              I was going to agree with Donut since it's still morning, but you don't have to wake up as early. Why dislike 10:00? When my wife doesn't have to play organ, we usually get there by 9:30, and that seems like a good time. I can only imagine 10:00 would be perfect.
                              7:00 AM would be better. You could watch EPL games before you left, and then watch NFL pre-games after you returned.
                              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                              • Originally posted by Topper View Post
                                7:00 AM would be better. You could watch EPL games before you left, and then watch NFL pre-games after you returned.
                                Who watches NFL pre-games shows?
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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