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  • clackamascoug
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 9709

    #5431
    Our stake is in continued lockdown. No one is allow to enter the building without a security guard giving clearance and unlocking the door with an electronic device. This will continue until further notice. We are also encouraged to have presidency and other organizational meetings in members homes.

    I stood guard with Guard #2 during the last half of Sacrament Meeting today. We were facing south, the sun was shining bright, and we had a nice conversation about the recent exploits of his youtube sensation son. October can be very nice in Oregon.

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    • All-American
      Right, as Usual
      • Nov 2008
      • 15638

      #5432
      Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
      Our stake is in continued lockdown. No one is allow to enter the building without a security guard giving clearance and unlocking the door with an electronic device. This will continue until further notice. We are also encouraged to have presidency and other organizational meetings in members homes.

      I stood guard with Guard #2 during the last half of Sacrament Meeting today. We were facing south, the sun was shining bright, and we had a nice conversation about the recent exploits of his youtube sensation son. October can be very nice in Oregon.
      I think this belongs in the new big brother thread, but I can't say for sure, since there is nothing about bishops asking teenagers if they masturbate.
      τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #5433
        What's up with changing the color of the type/font? I don't get it.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • Moliere
          One man.....one pie
          • Oct 2009
          • 27796

          #5434
          Originally posted by All-American View Post
          I think this belongs in the new big brother thread, but I can't say for sure, since there is nothing about bishops asking teenagers if they masturbate.
          Maybe the guards won't let you enter unless you answer a question about masturbation?
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • SCcoug
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 7625

            #5435
            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            Maybe the guards won't let you enter unless you answer a question about masturbation?
            That isn't a sign or token I want to give.

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            • old_gregg
              scaly man fish
              • Nov 2009
              • 16915

              #5436
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              What's up with changing the color of the type/font? I don't get it.
              clack has been doing it for a long time. it's dumb.
              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                Time to camp
                • Nov 2008
                • 26082

                #5437
                High council speaker giving a talk that I assume is titled "The Internet, Not Just For Punography Anymore" today.
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • LVAllen
                  Senior Member
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 3226

                  #5438
                  I learned that there's nothing quite as sweet as watching all your kids, including the Nursery-aged one, up on the stand participating in the Primary program. Not sure if this was just our ward or something new in the program for this year, but they had all the nursery kids come up to the deacon rows, where they sat with their teachers and got to play with a stuffed lamb. Then, when the other kids sang a song about a lamb, all the little nursery kids made their way to the front of the stand and proudly held up their little stuffed lambs. Freaking cute.

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                  • Dwight Schr-ute
                    Members Only
                    • May 2011
                    • 4917

                    #5439
                    Couldn't find a better place to put this. Just in case you're worried that there isn't enough church in your pagan celebration this year, here are some free LDS themed pumpkin carving templates.

                    MormonPumpkin1.jpg
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                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #5440
                      I like the MoTab one. i think i will do that one without the lettering
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                        Members Only
                        • May 2011
                        • 4917

                        #5441
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        I like the MoTab one. i think i will do that one without the lettering
                        Add a moon or a flying witch to that and it would actually look pretty spooky.
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #5442
                          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          Add a moon or a flying witch to that and it would actually look pretty spooky.
                          i think i am going to replace the motab lettering with "HYMNS"
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21088

                            #5443
                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            Add a moon or a flying witch to that and it would actually look pretty spooky.
                            It doesn't need a moon or a witch to scare Sooner - it's plenty spooky for him already.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                              Time to camp
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26082

                              #5444
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              I like the MoTab one. i think i will do that one without the lettering
                              It might look like penises if you leave off the words, be careful.
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • hostile
                                lollygagger
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 5736

                                #5445
                                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                It might look like penises if you leave off the words, be careful.
                                The middle one looks scary.
                                "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                                "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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