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  • Originally posted by Paperback Writer View Post
    If you tire of being close to two airports and downtown...and your excellent school district, you can always move back. They have broken ground on a new ward chapel that is more convenient to your old neighborhood. On Stacy road across from the Sonic. Will be different attending church in a new building. As you probably know, the area has grown from 2 wards to 8 wards plus a YSA branch in my time here. Endured four ward changes but have always stayed in the same original building in the area...until doors are opened on the new building. But one thing will be certain, gospel doctrine will be held in the gym in the new building even though there will be a total of four people, including the teachers, attending gospel essentials in the RS room.
    If ebola flares up around here again I might have to do that.
    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • Originally posted by creekster View Post
      From the stake?? Why is the stake butting in? They have no authority to do that.
      Of course they do. They are middle management. They've also told us how to conduct sacrament meeting (specifying how much of the program we announce each time we stand up). They also shot down our Cub Scout fundraiser, which was done in accordance with the handbook.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
        Of course they do. They are middle management. They've also told us how to conduct sacrament meeting (specifying how much of the program we announce each time we stand up). They also shot down our Cub Scout fundraiser, which was done in accordance with the handbook.
        And if you don't comply? What? You get fired from your voluntary job?
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
          And if you don't comply? What? You get fired from your voluntary job?
          I imagine first you'd get reprimanded and get taken off the short-list for any leadership or stake-level positions. Then, if you still didn't comply, they'd assign someone else to do the job "with" you. If that didn't work, you'd get fired from the voluntary job and ignored for the next year or so. No callings, no talks, nothing.

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          • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
            I imagine first you'd get reprimanded and get taken off the short-list for any leadership or stake-level positions. Then, if you still didn't comply, they'd assign someone else to do the job "with" you. If that didn't work, you'd get fired from the voluntary job and ignored for the next year or so. No callings, no talks, nothing.
            So what are the negative reasons that he shouldn't do it?

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            • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
              I imagine first you'd get reprimanded and get taken off the short-list for any leadership or stake-level positions. Then, if you still didn't comply, they'd assign someone else to do the job "with" you. If that didn't work, you'd get fired from the voluntary job and ignored for the next year or so. No callings, no talks, nothing.
              Sounds awful.
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                I imagine first you'd get reprimanded and get taken off the short-list for any leadership or stake-level positions. Then, if you still didn't comply, they'd assign someone else to do the job "with" you. If that didn't work, you'd get fired from the voluntary job and ignored for the next year or so. No callings, no talks, nothing.
                INSUBORDINATE-AND-CHURLISH.jpg
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  And if you don't comply? What? You get fired from your voluntary job?
                  I don't know since I don't make the decisions. Generally when the bishop doesn't comply a stake leader shows up to our Ward to make sure things are done properly.
                  Last edited by Moliere; 10-23-2014, 06:30 PM.
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                    Of course they do. They are middle management. They've also told us how to conduct sacrament meeting (specifying how much of the program we announce each time we stand up). They also shot down our Cub Scout fundraiser, which was done in accordance with the handbook.
                    Meh. When they did that sort of stuff we used to just nod and tell them we understood and then do whatever we wanted. If they followed up, which they did sometimes, we would usually say we felt inspired to run things in our ward, over which our bishop has stewardship and keys, in a different way, but thanks for checking.
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                      Of course they do. They are middle management. They've also told us how to conduct sacrament meeting (specifying how much of the program we announce each time we stand up). They also shot down our Cub Scout fundraiser, which was done in accordance with the handbook.
                      Stake callings are the worst. I cannot imagine why anybody would want those callings, but I am aware of many members who sought out the prestige of a being a "stake" this or that.
                      "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                      Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                      • Our Ward's would be Bishop killer is in custody, and church was back to normal today with no guards posted at the doors. However, the former bishop announced that he's moving out of state as a long term preemptive measure. Can't blame him.

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                        • My ward really needs to step up when it comes to crazy testimonies. My mom told me about a lady who got up today and said that the Church is wrong about polygamy because Brigham Young said we should do it, so we should still live that divine law. Apparently she went on and on about it for a while. All I ever get in my ward are testimonies about scripture reading and prayer. It's like my whole ward has been correlated.
                          Not that, sickos.

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                          • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                            My ward really needs to step up when it comes to crazy testimonies. My mom told me about a lady who got up today and said that the Church is wrong about polygamy because Brigham Young said we should do it, so we should still live that divine law. Apparently she went on and on about it for a while. All I ever get in my ward are testimonies about scripture reading and prayer. It's like my whole ward has been correlated.
                            What exactly is the crazy part? The polygamy rant or the fact that today wasn't F&T Sunday?
                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                            • They have stake conference next week, so F&T meeting was bumped. That and the lady went off on polygamy for a 20 minutes. She kept saying that if two witnesses testify, then the principle is true. Apparently she was hoping that someone else would back her up, but sadly, she wasn't able to coax anyone else to take a stand with her.
                              Not that, sickos.

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                              • I wonder if she's already married.
                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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