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  • Topper
    Pre-Historic Man
    • Nov 2011
    • 11764

    #4681
    Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
    What's the total count these days? Gotta be up in the double digits by now.
    Cougarstadium, a wholesome place for disbelief to thrive and multiply!
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • HuskyFreeNorthwest
      Time to camp
      • Nov 2008
      • 26082

      #4682
      Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
      What's the total count these days? Gotta be up in the double digits by now.
      Do you count as a CUF casualty or not?
      Get confident, stupid
      -landpoke

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      • Pheidippides
        Liberal Feminazi
        • Nov 2008
        • 14759

        #4683
        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
        Do you count as a CUF casualty or not?
        Yes, I am.
        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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        • Topper
          Pre-Historic Man
          • Nov 2011
          • 11764

          #4684
          Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
          Yes, I am.
          Why?
          "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

          Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759

            #4685
            Originally posted by Topper View Post
            Why?
            Why what?
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • Topper
              Pre-Historic Man
              • Nov 2011
              • 11764

              #4686
              Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
              Why what?
              Why would you consider CUF a fatality of disbelief?
              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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              • Pheidippides
                Liberal Feminazi
                • Nov 2008
                • 14759

                #4687
                Originally posted by Topper View Post
                Why would you consider CUF a fatality of disbelief?
                Well, mostly because we kicked out all the Utes and changed the name. CUF is no more.

                The answer to the question I think you are really asking is because I've been out for a bit now.
                Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                • Topper
                  Pre-Historic Man
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 11764

                  #4688
                  Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                  Well, mostly because we kicked out all the Utes and changed the name. CUF is no more.

                  The answer to the question I think you are really asking is because I've been out for a bit now.
                  You're gay? When did I miss that? I thought you just began to disbelieve. Geeze, I don't pay attention. Not that I am critical of that or anything. Or do you not mean that sort of "out"?
                  Last edited by Topper; 02-11-2014, 07:13 PM. Reason: duplicate
                  "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                  Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21102

                    #4689
                    I may not make it to church tomorrow, but I received an email from the ward clerk asking ward members to review the message linked below since that's what will be discussed during our Ward Conference Sunday School lesson:

                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • East Coast Bias
                      Junior Member
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 29

                      #4690
                      Today I learned that the Adult Session of next week's Stake Conference is by far the most important meeting of the conference. So important that all the youth are invited to attend and there will be buildings set up for parent's of young children to attend with free babysitting. The topic is given by the First Presidency instead of the Stake.

                      The last time something was this hyped it ended up being that underwhelming church announcement that missionaries could now start using Facebook. After all the hype that was probably the most disappointing moment in my church life. People kept building it up to be historic! So pardon me if I'm not buying it again any time soon. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

                      Anyone have a recent Stake conference who can shed some light on what the topic will be for our adult session of Stake Conference? I'm going to go no matter what, but I would like to set the proper level of expectation.

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                      • DrumNFeather
                        Invisible Swordsman
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 8854

                        #4691
                        My guess would be hastening the work.
                        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                        • Uncle Ted
                          The Big 12 money shot.
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 28853

                          #4692
                          Originally posted by East Coast Bias View Post
                          Today I learned that the Adult Session of next week's Stake Conference is by far the most important meeting of the conference. So important that all the youth are invited to attend and there will be buildings set up for parent's of young children to attend with free babysitting. The topic is given by the First Presidency instead of the Stake.

                          The last time something was this hyped it ended up being that underwhelming church announcement that missionaries could now start using Facebook. After all the hype that was probably the most disappointing moment in my church life. People kept building it up to be historic! So pardon me if I'm not buying it again any time soon. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

                          Anyone have a recent Stake conference who can shed some light on what the topic will be for our adult session of Stake Conference? I'm going to go no matter what, but I would like to set the proper level of expectation.


                          As described in the First Presidency letter of October 1, 2013, the Saturday evening adult session of stake conferences is to be devoted to emphasizing the importance of the work of salvation. The meeting should focus specifically on the need to share the gospel and to build unified and effective relationships among leaders, members, and full-time missionaries.
                          […]
                          Free baby sitting? Sounds like cheap movie night. Where does everyone drop the kids off?
                          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • TripletDaddy
                            sweet triple
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 58186

                            #4693
                            We had stake conference last month. Didn't go to the adult sessions so I can't say, sorry.
                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                            sigpic

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                            • Sizzle
                              #ThisIsY
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 9004

                              #4694
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              We had stake conference last month. Didn't go to the adult sessions so I can't say, sorry.
                              Man, other stakes are weird. I'm positive out stake never has had "adult only sessions".

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                              • CJF
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 8497

                                #4695
                                Originally posted by Sizzle View Post
                                Man, other stakes are weird. I'm positive out stake never has had "adult only sessions".
                                Really? We have it in the Farmington stake you used to live. I thought it was pretty common practice. I have never attended.
                                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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