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  • The_Tick
    Made something of myself
    • Nov 2008
    • 7260

    #5101
    Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
    We got a pack of peanut M&Ms.
    We must be in the same ward.

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    • ewth8tr
      Reverend of Irreverence
      • Nov 2008
      • 2347

      #5102
      Originally posted by Pelado View Post
      By the time we finished a "surprise" Father's Day breakfast and got everyone (my daughter and I) ready and on the way, church was ending. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go in and say hi to her friends or if she just wanted to go home. Roaming the halls, she found about four friends to greet and I collected my Father's Day bounty, a Tootsie Roll Pop. What, if anything, was distributed to the dads in your wards?
      The relief society did a dessert potluck for us. Cookies/fudge/brownies/mini cheesecakes.
      "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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      • Pelado
        Bald not naked
        • Sep 2010
        • 21092

        #5103
        Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
        The relief society did a dessert potluck for us. Cookies/fudge/brownies/mini cheesecakes.
        I may need to move. Please send me your ward boundaries.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • Eddie
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 8098

          #5104
          Originally posted by kccougar View Post
          Why do people insist on making these kinds of assumptions? I think our guesses at who is going to get offended an by what are much worse than the truth.
          I'm slow to the conversation - but I have learned to NEVER be surprised at the people who will be offended. Our bishop has gotten lessons on everything from when the flag should be flown at half mast to who should be able to bear testimony. One family is a real treat. Dad was sick, so we sent over their home teachers and check in with them nearly weekly. He was there ALL THE TIME. Really good dude. But what we get from the dad is a scathing letter about how much help his wife needed and yet they felt unsupported by the ward. A couple of years pass. They are having sprinkler trouble and could use some help. We send over a group of 3-4 guys during a service day. We get a response from the family that they are so upset to have had these guys come and help at their home. Please NEVER send more than just 1 person. Um...OK. Is there anything we can do that WON'T piss you off?

          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          My wife taught a lesson in YW. I didnt know they did away with traditional manuals and have moved to an online approach, giving instructors various topics from which to choose and form a lesson. Is this a recent change? The topic was women and the priesthood so I can see the advantage of this new approach, allowing teachers to be reactionary to the issues of the day rather than mapping out weekly topics years in advance.
          Sorry to disappoint you - but while the exact lessons are not done years in advance, the are. In fact, they are kind of recycled from one year to the next with some slight variation.


          Nearly forgot...same treat we've gotten for the past several years in our ward. Nothing.

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #5105
            Originally posted by Eddie View Post
            Sorry to disappoint you - but while the exact lessons are not done years in advance, the are.
            terrible news
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • creekster
              It is NOT a monkey!
              • Nov 2008
              • 22661

              #5106
              Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
              That sounds just terrible to me. My claustrophobia is getting worse as I get older. I can't think of a worse way to die than that guy that got stuck in that cave a few years ago.
              It wasn't so bad. It didn't feel claustrophobic at all. They have mined out huge veins of quartz and left cavernous sized rooms and shafts behind. I didn't like to think too much about what was on too of us. And the guys working there now are very, very nonchalant about it all.
              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • Eddie
                Senior Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 8098

                #5107
                Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                Nearly forgot...same treat we've gotten for the past several years in our ward. Nothing.
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                terrible news
                FIFY

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                • Joe Public
                  8.1 YPC
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 8504

                  #5108
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against taint, so long as it is a good strong taint.
                  The cyclists/triathletes on the board will agree with this.
                  "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                  "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                  • Katy Lied
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 9435

                    #5109
                    The fathers in our ward got bupkiss. Why not?

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                    • Moliere
                      One man.....one pie
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 27803

                      #5110
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      The fathers in our ward got bupkiss. Why not?
                      I love bupkiss! Totally awesome game and brings back memories of family vacations.

                      We got full size candy bars.
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • Moliere
                        One man.....one pie
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 27803

                        #5111
                        I go to try while out of town and end up in a ward with two high council speakers
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                        • DrumNFeather
                          Invisible Swordsman
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8854

                          #5112
                          Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                          The fathers in our ward got bupkiss. Why not?
                          Same in my ward.

                          All this talk of patriarchy and the fathers all still get hosed.
                          "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                          Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                          • Topper
                            Pre-Historic Man
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 11764

                            #5113
                            Women in all culture still have bedroom control.

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                            "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                            • Bruiserstone
                              Junior Member
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 97

                              #5114
                              On vacation and went to sacrament meeting. One the speaker's topic was adultery. Oh my goodness. Dude starts off with David and Bathsheba. He then goes into his break up with his ex wife. It was just short calling her a godless whore while he was perched on the right hand of god. The meeting went over by 20 minutes. My brother in law brought his girlfriend who is a nonmember. Her first time going to church (my guess her last). Absolutely brutal. Needless to say did not stay for the three hour block.

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                              • CJF
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 8497

                                #5115
                                Originally posted by Topper View Post
                                Women in all culture still have bedroom control.

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                                What church did you go to that taught that?
                                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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