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  • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    It would be super crazy to see 2-3 guys from CS picked.
    If you're one of the 2-3, I'll sustain you, and not with my right hand.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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    • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
      If they call three BYU sports fans to the quorum next month, it could really swing things. What is it now? I admit I don't keep up on this as much as I should.

      Monson: Utah?
      Eyring: Utah?
      Uchtdorf: Bayern Munich
      Nelson: Utah?
      Oaks: BYU
      Ballard: N/A
      Hales: ???
      Holland: BYU
      Bednar: BYU
      Cook: Aggies?
      Christofferson: BYU?
      Andersen: BYU?

      OK, that's a lot of question marks, but by my count I have BYU up, 5 to 3. Make two or three of these newly called apostles BYU fans, and we could turn this into a rout.
      Don't for a moment think that Bednar is a BYU guy. He is an SC fan and has no love for BYU sports, probably wouldn't mind at all if the BYU sports program went the way of Ricks College.
      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
      Alessandro Manzoni

      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

      pelagius

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      • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        Not me. He was all hat and no cattle. California prep trying to act like an Idaho redneck. Was kind of embarrassing for all of us.
        I blame mean-spirited posts like this for ruining his esprit de corps. I hope you are happy, young man.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
          If they call three BYU sports fans to the quorum next month, it could really swing things. What is it now? I admit I don't keep up on this as much as I should.

          Monson: Utah?
          Eyring: Utah?
          Uchtdorf: Bayern Munich
          Nelson: Utah?
          Oaks: BYU
          Ballard: N/A
          Hales: ???
          Holland: BYU
          Bednar: BYU
          Cook: Aggies?
          Christofferson: BYU?
          Andersen: BYU?

          OK, that's a lot of question marks, but by my count I have BYU up, 5 to 3. Make two or three of these newly called apostles BYU fans, and we could turn this into a rout.
          I remember seeing President Nelson at BYU basketball games in president's row cheering on the team more enthusiastically than Bateman or Samuelson. Don't know how he comes out when BYU plays his alma mater.
          “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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          • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
            Don't for a moment think that Bednar is a BYU guy. He is an SC fan and has no love for BYU sports, probably wouldn't mind at all if the BYU sports program went the way of Ricks College.
            I saw Bednar at the BYU/UCLA game in the Vegas Bowl. He and other GA's got the good seats. As it should be.

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            • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
              If they call three BYU sports fans to the quorum next month, it could really swing things. What is it now? I admit I don't keep up on this as much as I should.

              Monson: Utah?
              Eyring: Utah?
              Uchtdorf: Bayern Munich
              Nelson: Utah?
              Oaks: BYU
              Ballard: N/A
              Hales: ???
              Holland: BYU
              Bednar: BYU
              Cook: Aggies?
              Christofferson: BYU?
              Andersen: BYU?

              OK, that's a lot of question marks, but by my count I have BYU up, 5 to 3. Make two or three of these newly called apostles BYU fans, and we could turn this into a rout.
              Just think of the strings One Mormon Place could pull to make the UofU dance! Basically force them to throw games, make their one or two decent players transfer to the Y, maybe even get rid of the ugly eyesore on the mountain above their campus.
              "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
              "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
              This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
              "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
              "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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              • Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                I remember seeing President Nelson at BYU basketball games in president's row cheering on the team more enthusiastically than Bateman or Samuelson. Don't know how he comes out when BYU plays his alma mater.
                I don't know about Nelson - but his SiL and at least one grandson are big U fans. Season tickets, PAC12 stickers on vehicles, and sad discussions of BYU getting all the pub to start the season, etc. These guys are all in.

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                • Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                  I don't know about Nelson - but his SiL and at least one grandson are big U fans. Season tickets, PAC12 stickers on vehicles, and sad discussions of BYU getting all the pub to start the season, etc. These guys are all in.
                  I'm pretty sure some of his family lean toward BYU.

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                  • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                    I'm pretty sure some of his family lean toward BYU.
                    I'm like LeBron James.
                    -mpfunk

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                    • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                      I'm pretty sure some of his family lean toward BYU.
                      Also, he works for a BYU fan, so there's that.
                      τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                      • I learned in church today

                        Speaking as one who loves kids, and who firmly believes the church is most true in primary and nursery, man, the primary program is obnoxious.
                        Last edited by All-American; 09-27-2015, 11:45 AM.
                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                        • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                          Speaking as one who loves kids, and who firmly believes the church is most true in primary and nursery, man, the primary program obnoxious.
                          thank you. You are 100% correct as always, which probably gets tiresome for you to hear. I know it does for me.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                            Speaking as one who loves kids, and who firmly believes the church is most true in primary and nursery, man, the primary program obnoxious.
                            Pri program means not watching my kids during sacrament meeting. Best Sunday of the year.
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              Pri program means not watching my kids during sacrament meeting. Best Sunday of the year.
                              Same! Do you remember earlier today when you and I exchanged text messages? That was during the PriPro. I didn't have an example for any of my kids.

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                              • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                Same! Do you remember earlier today when you and I exchanged text messages? That was during the PriPro. I didn't have an example for any of my kids.
                                So, it wasn't technically during church, but I learned that wards usually schedule these Primary Programs for the last Sunday of a quarter in order to boost Sacrament Mtg attendance & get a bigger budget when numbers are tallied for appropriations.

                                being ignorant of how this works, I ask those who know - is this somehow true? Seems like it shouldn't matter which Sunday the chapel is packed. I heard this from 2 different people.
                                "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                                -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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