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We had three great talks. One was by a new deacon. His knees were literally shaking while he read his talk, but he persevered through and did a great job."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I hope he railed against OW and mentioned how he had something these women would never have, just to keep the narrative going.Originally posted by Moliere View PostWe had three great talks. One was by a new deacon. His knees were literally shaking while he read his talk, but he persevered through and did a great job.Get confident, stupid
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Ha ha, when they sang 'put my arms around his neck, hug him tight like this', a 6-year old boy put his hands to his throat like he was strangling himself.Originally posted by DrumNFeather View PostSome weird father's day song today...whatever happened to "I'm so glad when daddy comes home."
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My wife taught a lesson in YW. I didnt know they did away with traditional manuals and have moved to an online approach, giving instructors various topics from which to choose and form a lesson. Is this a recent change? The topic was women and the priesthood so I can see the advantage of this new approach, allowing teachers to be reactionary to the issues of the day rather than mapping out weekly topics years in advance.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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That is funny.Originally posted by mtnbiker View PostHa ha, when they sang 'put my arms around his neck, hug him tight like this', a 6-year old boy put his hands to his throat like he was strangling himself."Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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I apologized to all the dads at the beginning of my GD lesson. On father's day, we were about to discuss the rottenest father in the OT, and how God punished him for his poor parenting skills by wiping out all the men of his extended family.
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Here is one of several threads on the topic:Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostMy wife taught a lesson in YW. I didnt know they did away with traditional manuals and have moved to an online approach, giving instructors various topics from which to choose and form a lesson. Is this a recent change? The topic was women and the priesthood so I can see the advantage of this new approach, allowing teachers to be reactionary to the issues of the day rather than mapping out weekly topics years in advance.
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The YM youth speaker in my ward brought out the ETB quote about why woman shouldn't be working.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostI hope he railed against OW and mentioned how he had something these women would never have, just to keep the narrative going.“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
"All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel
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Based on the thread title, im not surprised I didnt read it the first time around.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I learned that I really love hearing Amazing Grace sung from the pulpit. Two of our young women sang it and did a wonderful job. It was especially nice, as a kid who comes out to work for me every summer and is like another son came to church with us yesterday. He normally goes to the Catholic church every week, but I invited him to come with us, since it's always nice to sit with people you know on Father's Day.sigpic
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October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
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Hopefully you thought of me, as seems to be the case for a lot of people around here.Originally posted by cowboy View PostI learned that I really love hearing Amazing Grace sung from the pulpit. Two of our young women sang it and did a wonderful job. It was especially nice, as a kid who comes out to work for me every summer and is like another son came to church with us yesterday. He normally goes to the Catholic church every week, but I invited him to come with us, since it's always nice to sit with people you know on Father's Day.So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.
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By the time we finished a "surprise" Father's Day breakfast and got everyone (my daughter and I) ready and on the way, church was ending. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go in and say hi to her friends or if she just wanted to go home. Roaming the halls, she found about four friends to greet and I collected my Father's Day bounty, a Tootsie Roll Pop. What, if anything, was distributed to the dads in your wards?"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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We got a bag of assorted homemade cookies. They all looked very good, and I was pleasantly surprised with the offering. However, one of the cookies had peppermint chips in it, which tainted the entire bag of cookies. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against taint, so long as it is a good strong taint. This peppermint taint was pretty weak and just made everything taste pretty blah.Originally posted by Pelado View PostBy the time we finished a "surprise" Father's Day breakfast and got everyone (my daughter and I) ready and on the way, church was ending. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go in and say hi to her friends or if she just wanted to go home. Roaming the halls, she found about four friends to greet and I collected my Father's Day bounty, a Tootsie Roll Pop. What, if anything, was distributed to the dads in your wards?Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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