I learned in church today

[Bo Diddley]

We drive by no less than five churches to get to our chapel. It takes us around 15 minutes depending on the traffic. None of those churches we pass are LDS, however.

I'm trying to think of the nearest non-LDS church, and I'm drawing a blank. There is a bible church down by Los Hermanos in Lindon.

[Goatnapper'96]

I'm trying to think of the nearest non-LDS church, and I'm drawing a blank. There is a bible church down by Los Hermanos in Lindon.

I drive past one on my way to the LDS Chapel in my small town. But I think it only hosts a sunday worship service once a month. It gets more use via community events where this mormon community doesn't want others to feel left out than it does with Sunday worship services. It isn't a really impressive building either. Smells like old people.

My drive to Church is about 4 minutes. Five if my final left is at the wrong time and I have to wait as all the mini-vans and F-150's zoom past.

[Commando]

There are a couple LDS chapels closer, but I go to the good, highly functional ward 10 minutes away. And not sure it's relevant, but I pass a lot of other denominations including a Hindu temple, Lutheran church, baptist church, catholic church, a synagogue, a 7th Day adventist church, a JW Salon, and a scientology chapel -- none of which make me want to stop in because of the arduous drive through sparse Sunday traffic to the real Church.

[Katy Lied]

Yesterday some woman gave a fervent blessing on the French people, to help them get through the terrorist tragedy, and to find peace. Nothing for the Russians, however, who are probably more religious than the French.

[Topper]

Yesterday some woman gave a fervent blessing on the French people, to help them get through the terrorist tragedy, and to find peace. Nothing for the Russians, however, who are probably more religious than the French.

Russians more religious than the French? In my experience, it is a close contest by and among the French, the Russians, Sooner Coug and Seattle Ute who is less religious.

[creekster]

Yesterday some woman gave a fervent blessing on the French people, to help them get through the terrorist tragedy, and to find peace. Nothing for the Russians, however, who are probably more religious than the French.

The russians are still dirty commies. We all know that. Whereas the French were our first ally, make great food and wine, and have given us Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte Bardot, Eva Green, Audrey Tatou and the Statue of Liberty. Even allowing for their affinity for Jerry Lewis and imposition of the Citroen Deux Chevaux on the world, their balance sheet still looks pretty god.

[Pelado]

The russians are still dirty commies. We all know that. Whereas the French were our first ally, make great food and wine, and have given us Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte Bardot, Eva Green, Audrey Tatou and the Statue of Liberty. Even allowing for their affinity for Jerry Lewis and imposition of the Citroen Deux Chevaux on the world, their balance sheet still looks pretty god.

I wouldn't go that far.

[Goatnapper'96]

The russians are still dirty commies. We all know that. Whereas the French were our first ally, make great food and wine, and have given us Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte Bardot, Eva Green, Audrey Tatou and the Statue of Liberty. Even allowing for their affinity for Jerry Lewis and imposition of the Citroen Deux Chevaux on the world, their balance sheet still looks pretty god.

Their greatest warrior is a chick - which was probably a lot more insulting before chicks were able to graduate from a school I chose to avoid because the description was "walk a lot and eat very little." But they are our first ally and God knows I hope we are truly in this fight with them. Viva La French!

[creekster]

Their greatest warrior is a chick - which was probably a lot more insulting before chicks were able to graduate from a school I chose to avoid because the description was "walk a lot and eat very little." But they are our first ally and God knows I hope we are truly in this fight with them. Viva La French!

if you want to viva, go to Vegas with Elvis. If you want to wish long life to France, you should "vive."

[Goatnapper'96]

if you want to viva, go to Vegas with Elvis. If you want to wish long life to France, you should "vive."

Thanks Monseur DonutHole!

[creekster]

Thanks Monseur DonutHole!

That's Monsieur Beignet to you, pal.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

if you want to viva, go to Vegas with Elvis. If you want to wish long life to France, you should "vive."

Ha!

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Has this been shared elsewhere? I'm glad that none of this crazy happened while it was still Ricks. (This stems from a post on imgur and the counseling site was flagged by my work computer as "Suspicious," so I guess I will be too.)

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[Commando]

I'm confused about the graphic at the bottom.

[TripletDaddy]

I'm confused about the graphic at the bottom.

Many female basketball players are rumored to struggle with same gender attraction.