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  • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    Can someone tell me how this ends?!

    http://youtu.be/9ISqi129tSQ
    That was almost as long as the movie!

    Kind of cute, kind of patronizing.
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • tl;dw
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • I learned that I'm supposed to teach the lesson "Heavenly Father Commands Nephi to Build a Ship." What does the CS illuminati consider to be the main point of that passage (1 Nephi 17)?
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • I am teaching that lesson today to the 10-11 year old class.
          Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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          • "If God wanted us to have tattoos he would have put them on us when we were born". Youth speaker in Sacrament.

            It made we wonder if that would be true about clothes also.

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            • Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
              "If God wanted us to have tattoos he would have put them on us when we were born". Youth speaker in Sacrament.

              It made we wonder if that would be true about clothes also.
              Or short hair.
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                I learned that I'm supposed to teach the lesson "Heavenly Father Commands Nephi to Build a Ship." What does the CS illuminati consider to be the main point of that passage (1 Nephi 17)?
                I find it a metaphor for life, and in seeking out guidance from the Lord in finding the means to get your family safely through the rough waters of life.

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                • The stake presidency member who is teaching our 3rd hour meeting has a two button suit and the bottom button is the only one buttoned
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                    I find it a metaphor for life, and in seeking out guidance from the Lord in finding the means to get your family safely through the rough waters of life.
                    Thanks. I ended up learning that if you bring a lot of paper, scissors, and glue sticks and tell the boys to build boats, you don't have to spend much time discussing the source material.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Time left and counselor in bishopric took a few minutes quoting Joe J Christensen and someone else that quoted him. His talk on Jesus counting on you and mentioned young men are obligated to go on missions, not if this or that happens. Anyway he mentioned lowering mission age and said it goes for women too. More women are going on missions now. However women have no obligation to go on missions, and there are many hat have no business being out there too. Priesthood obligation and opportunity for some sisters.

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                      • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                        Thanks. I ended up learning that if you bring a lot of paper, scissors, and glue sticks and tell the boys to build boats, you don't have to spend much time discussing the source material.
                        Not bad. We taught that one 2 weeks ago, and had the kids build ships out of mini marshmallows and toothpicks. It made quite an impression; they were still talking about it today.

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                        • Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                          Time left and counselor in bishopric took a few minutes quoting Joe J Christensen and someone else that quoted him. His talk on Jesus counting on you and mentioned young men are obligated to go on missions, not if this or that happens. Anyway he mentioned lowering mission age and said it goes for women too. More women are going on missions now. However women have no obligation to go on missions, and there are many hat have no business being out there too. Priesthood obligation and opportunity for some sisters.
                          Joe J. performed my marriage. Nice guy.

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                          • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            Can someone tell me how this ends?!

                            http://youtu.be/9ISqi129tSQ
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            tl;dw
                            Skip to the 9:25 mark. The dancing, and the obligatory "we love you sisters" note at the end is fantastic and all you could ever hope for from an BYU EQ.

                            The youtube comments are great. Chivalry is far from dead.
                            Last edited by Art Vandelay; 02-21-2016, 09:21 PM.

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                            • It was announced today that for various reasons the wards in our building will no longer overlap. So we are moving to 11:30...and then in January 3-6. Thank goodness we are moving before that happens.
                              "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                              Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                              • What are the reasons?
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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