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  • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    I knew that ETB wasn't a prophet when I heard him praise Cleon Skousen from the pulpit.
    But Cleon converted Eldridge Cleaver, so he has that going for him.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
      I knew that ETB wasn't a prophet when I heard him praise Cleon Skousen from the pulpit.
      So which one are you?

      Eleventh: The two groups who have the greatest difficulty in following the prophet are the proud who are learned and the proud who are rich.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        So which one are you?
        One of those trigger words I think I understand, "rich". I would like the definition of "proud" and "learned" being used.

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        • Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
          You aren't attending HPG anymore? I knew you were sounding more and more like an apostate! Slippery slope, Brother Lebowski.
          Haha.

          It's not what you think.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
            So which one are you?
            I'm the epitome of the learned man who thinks he knows more than the gerontocracy.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
              I knew that ETB wasn't a prophet when I heard him praise Cleon Skousen from the pulpit.
              Did he say "thus saith the Lord"?
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                Did he say "thus saith the Lord"?
                Skousen probably tried it.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • At the request of a friend, I attended testimony auditions last Sunday. I learned that the person who takes the stage two minutes after last call and promises to keep it short, is still the person who delivers the longest testimony of the day.
                  "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                  • Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                    At the request of a friend, I attended testimony auditions last Sunday. I learned that the person who takes the stage two minutes after last call and promises to keep it short, is still the person who delivers the longest testimony of the day.
                    I hope she was hot enough to be willing to sit through Open Mic Sunday.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • Fake cry alert by a dude during his talk.

                      He was trying so hard to cry bless his heart.

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                      • Now relating old HS athletic achievements.

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                        • Originally posted by fusnik View Post
                          Now relating old HS athletic achievements.
                          Still trying to cry?
                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Stake conference holiday! I learned that RG3's career, in DC at least, is over.
                            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                            -Turtle
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                            • 75 degrees at the ballpark during a september chase. Bbq pork banh mi and vietnamese iced coffee in hand while following the hawks on my phone. Learning that the sabbath day can indeed feel holy, it just rarely seems to happen at church.
                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                              • I learned the Native Americans were pretty much eliminated because they were lazy.
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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