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  • Sizzle
    #ThisIsY
    • Nov 2008
    • 9004

    #5041
    Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
    Apparently, single, non-RM sisters can now receive their endowments.

    Same for single, non-RM brethren.
    Both could before. At least I got mine before I went on my mission.

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    • HuskyFreeNorthwest
      Time to camp
      • Nov 2008
      • 26082

      #5042
      Originally posted by Sizzle View Post
      Both could before. At least I got mine before I went on my mission.
      I'm missing something, I didn't realize this didn't used to be true. My SiL got here years before she was married, non-RM.
      Get confident, stupid
      -landpoke

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      • Dwight Schr-ute
        Members Only
        • May 2011
        • 4917

        #5043
        You can never be too comfortable in Sunday School.

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        I'm not sure what the deal is with the rotation issue when posting photos from my phone lately...sorry.
        Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 05-25-2014, 12:56 PM.
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • Dwight Schr-ute
          Members Only
          • May 2011
          • 4917

          #5044
          One shouldn't venture away from Ye Elders of Israel or Called to serve for the priesthood opening exercises.
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69539

            #5045
            Pita bread for sacrament today. That was cool.

            But no hummus. Not cool.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #5046
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              You can never be too comfortable in Sunday School.

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              I'm not sure what the deal is with the rotation issue when posting photos from my phone lately...sorry.
              Mine always rotate when I post direct from my phone also. I think Lebowski is trying to drive me away, so you're on the list too.
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25236

                #5047
                Tapatalk, fellas. Tapatalk.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • Sullyute
                  a day late/a dollar short
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 3308

                  #5048
                  I honestly wish that everyone could attend my wards Elder's quorum. We have two really good regular teachers that are very different from each other and bring their own unique and enjoyable style to the lesson they teach each month. Then on the 4th sunday of the month, we ask one of the quorum to teach. We let them teach on whatever topic they feel inspired about. We have had some great lessons with some pretty touching personal stories and journeys.

                  The elder who taught this last Sunday loves sports. He talked a little about church sports and the purpose of it, then showed a ESPN 30/30 video on Shawn Bradley. We then read about the conversion of Mitch Smith, former U of U basketball great, to mormonism. The elder then finished by sharing his testimony. The lesson was simple, fun, and surprisingly spiritual.

                  After the lesson the EQP (a very faithful guy) came up to me and said that he had just received an email that week from the stake outlining what conference talks we are suppose to assign for regurgitation on 4th sunday lessons, but he just cannot bring himself to use it because the lessons we get from the quorum members are just so darn good and personal.
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69539

                    #5049
                    Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                    I honestly wish that everyone could attend my wards Elder's quorum. We have two really good regular teachers that are very different from each other and bring their own unique and enjoyable style to the lesson they teach each month. Then on the 4th sunday of the month, we ask one of the quorum to teach. We let them teach on whatever topic they feel inspired about. We have had some great lessons with some pretty touching personal stories and journeys.

                    The elder who taught this last Sunday loves sports. He talked a little about church sports and the purpose of it, then showed a ESPN 30/30 video on Shawn Bradley. We then read about the conversion of Mitch Smith, former U of U basketball great, to mormonism. The elder then finished by sharing his testimony. The lesson was simple, fun, and surprisingly spiritual.

                    After the lesson the EQP (a very faithful guy) came up to me and said that he had just received an email that week from the stake outlining what conference talks we are suppose to assign for regurgitation on 4th sunday lessons, but he just cannot bring himself to use it because the lessons we get from the quorum members are just so darn good and personal.
                    Sounds awesome. Lucky you.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Dwight Schr-ute
                      Members Only
                      • May 2011
                      • 4917

                      #5050
                      Apparently Shoeless Joe Jackson is new to our ward as he had moved his family "straight from Happy Valley to Sin City!" It made for some goofy commentary during our EQ lesson on pornography.

                      Speaking of lessons on pornography, it only took 10 minutes or so before someone reference "porn addiction is one of the biggest challenges in the Church today." Against my better judgement, I raised my hand and challenged the idea. "Is porn addiction the church's biggest challenge or is the church addicted to porn addiction?" I argued that we throw the term "addiction" around irresponsibly. Someone who sneaks a little porn in a couple times a month is no more a porn addict than someone who drinks a few beers a couple times a month is an alcoholic. All the branding does is motivate people to drive the behavior underground. Treating it like a disease causes wives to be unforgiving, insecure and in many occasions, provides them the justification to leave otherwise, perfectly loving and able husbands. We've become Don Quiote's chasing giants that are nothing more than windmills. Pornography outside the church doesn't seem to be nearly as destructive to families as it is inside the church. Pornography in the church probably isn't as big of a problem as the way we talk about pornography in the church is.

                      So, pretty sure that I'm now the "EQP guy with the porn problem" now.
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • Blueintheface
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 15382

                        #5051
                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        Apparently Shoeless Joe Jackson is new to our ward as he had moved his family "straight from Happy Valley to Sin City!" It made for some goofy commentary during our EQ lesson on pornography.

                        Speaking of lessons on pornography, it only took 10 minutes or so before someone reference "porn addiction is one of the biggest challenges in the Church today." Against my better judgement, I raised my hand and challenged the idea. "Is porn addiction the church's biggest challenge or is the church addicted to porn addiction?" I argued that we throw the term "addiction" around irresponsibly. Someone who sneaks a little porn in a couple times a month is no more a porn addict than someone who drinks a few beers a couple times a month is an alcoholic. All the branding does is motivate people to drive the behavior underground. Treating it like a disease causes wives to be unforgiving, insecure and in many occasions, provides them the justification to leave otherwise, perfectly loving and able husbands. We've become Don Quiote's chasing giants that are nothing more than windmills. Pornography outside the church doesn't seem to be nearly as destructive to families as it is inside the church. Pornography in the church probably isn't as big of a problem as the way we talk about pornography in the church is.

                        So, pretty sure that I'm now the "EQP guy with the porn problem" now.
                        When I finished reading the first 2 paragraphs, your 3rd one popped into my head all on its own.
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • Moliere
                          One man.....one pie
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 27821

                          #5052
                          Let It Go was just demonized by a member if the stake presidency. It caused quite the commotion in the cheap seats of stake conference.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • PaloAltoCougar
                            Semper infra dignitatem
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 16921

                            #5053
                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                            Let It Go was just demonized by a member if the stake presidency. It caused quite the commotion in the cheap seats of stake conference.
                            What was the reason for demonization? Please let it be the gay agenda...

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                            • thesaint258
                              aka Benito Hazard
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3005

                              #5054
                              I need to move to a more interesting ward. All I heard today was a good lesson about forgiveness.
                              Not that, sickos.

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                              • LiveCoug
                                LA Ute loves me
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 18486

                                #5055
                                My home teachee is a recent convert and he blessed the sacrament for the first time today (he is in his late 40's). He butchered it big time. "Our" instead of "O", "Earthly" instead of "Eternal". Every "Thee", "Thou" and "Thy" he messed up.


                                I was very happy when the Bishop totally let it slide and he didn't make him redo it. I'm quite sure that there were some that were offended, however.

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