I learned in church today

[Color Me Badd Fan]

Are they selling this picture in Deseret Book or at BYU? Good heavens, the artist had to know what this looks like.

[Donuthole]

Are they selling this picture in Deseret Book or at BYU. Good heavens, the artist had to know what this looks like.

Like he's playing classical guitar?

[smokymountainrain]

Like he's playing classical guitar?

lol. you are so naive.

Most people look at that and think he's probably getting a foot rub.

[TripletDaddy]

i assumed he was sitting in Church trying unsuccessfully to stay awake

[Color Me Badd Fan]

Why open up his lips? Wouldn't closing his lips have taken some of the suggestiveness away?

Also, I'm irritated that they made him blond. The Jewish people of 2000 years ago, before a large portion of them had migrated to Europe and crossbred with northern Europeans, weren't known for being blond and blue eyed. It had to have been an exceedingly rare or totally nonexistent trait.

[Donuthole]

Why open up his lips? Wouldn't closing his lips have taken some of the suggestiveness away?

Also, I'm irritated that they made him blond. The Jewish people of 2000 years ago, before a large portion of them had migrated to Europe and crossbred with northern Europeans, weren't known for being blond and blue eyed. It had to have been an exceedingly rare or totally nonexistent trait.

How do you know what color his eyes are? Also, I wouldn't call that blond. I think you're conflating the halo with the light brown hair.

[Pelado]

Why open up his lips? Wouldn't closing his lips have taken some of the suggestiveness away?

Also, I'm irritated that they made him blond. The Jewish people of 2000 years ago, before a large portion of them had migrated to Europe and crossbred with northern Europeans, weren't known for being blond and blue eyed. It had to have been an exceedingly rare or totally nonexistent trait.

Remember, only his mother was Jewish.

[San Juan Sun]

In a meeting with Elder Holland. Among other things:

- they anticipate 100,000 missionaries serving in the near future
- several new missions this summer
- already working on creating missions for summer 2015
- "a dozen or so" temples in various stages of planning

[thesaint258]

I learned in church today

A young man gave a talk today about family history. He was talking about all of the people he's related to. Apparently, he's related to Pocahontas, Robert E. Lee, and George Washington. Those links are pretty minor because he is also a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He's a Merovingian!

[Donuthole]

A young man gave a talk today about family history. He was talking about all of the people he's related to. Apparently, he's related to Pocahontas, Robert E. Lee, and George Washington. Those links are pretty minor because he is also a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He's a Merovingian!

I expect greatness from that kid.

[wuapinmon]

I learned that if you ask why Satan gets to talk to God in the Book of Job (when no unclean thing can enter his presence) you'll then learn that people in your class think that that rule doesn't apply to Lucifer since he is Jesus's brother and they knew each other really well so they must talk from time to time. I also learned that if you ask how was God not the author of the evil done to Job's family, you'll be told that God "allowed" it and that that doesn't mean that he did it. If you counter with, "So Pontius Pilate just allowed Jesus to be crucified, he didn't do it himself" people won't really like that and one will say, "IF YOU GO KILL YOURSELF, GOD ISN'T RESPONSIBLE." When you ask how it was fair to Job's original children that they be killed to teach Job a lesson about loving God, you'll be told that they were sealed to him and will be an eternal family.

[Topper]

That sounds like lots of dun.

[Topper]

Fun.

[pellegrino]

I learned that if you ask why Satan gets to talk to God in the Book of Job (when no unclean thing can enter his presence) you'll then learn that people in your class think that that rule doesn't apply to Lucifer since he is Jesus's brother and they knew each other really well so they must talk from time to time. I also learned that if you ask how was God not the author of the evil done to Job's family, you'll be told that God "allowed" it and that that doesn't mean that he did it. If you counter with, "So Pontius Pilate just allowed Jesus to be crucified, he didn't do it himself" people won't really like that and one will say, "IF YOU GO KILL YOURSELF, GOD ISN'T RESPONSIBLE." When you ask how it was fair to Job's original children that they be killed to teach Job a lesson about loving God, you'll be told that they were sealed to him and will be an eternal family.

didn't anyone ever tell you to not poke at the animals?

[Portland Ute]

Indeximony.

Teenage girl. Indexing can save you from punography.

She also told parents that she knows how hard it is to bring little kids to church week after week.