I have to wonder what is deal with all these mass birds and other animal deaths going on. Maybe it has something to do with the secret UFO battle we are fighting.
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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Faith is camping with her students, which means that Little Robin and I are living off of Papa John's Pizza (within walking distance from our pad) and fizzy beverages. At the table last night, after a large gulp of a cola product, I let fly a huge belch, to which Little Robin responded, "Better out than in!" A few seconds later he looks up to me and asks, "Dad, I get the 'out' part, but what the hell is 'in'?".Comment
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling blue, I just remember UtahDan's stopping on the way to airport to see Drag Me to Hell post, and I chuckle a little at how much brighter the day is."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Today in Primary, my 3-yr-old, was asked by his new Sunbeam teacher what he was thankful for. His answer: "My penis"
I thought that was pretty damn funny.
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He is wise beyond his years.Originally posted by fullyinvestedgirl View PostToday in Primary, my 3-yr-old, was asked by his new Sunbeam teacher what he was thankful for. His answer: "My penis"
I thought that was pretty damn funny.
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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When mine was about that age he nicknamed his 'crocodile,' then thought the better of it and upgraded to 'dinosaur.'Originally posted by fullyinvestedgirl View PostToday in Primary, my 3-yr-old, was asked by his new Sunbeam teacher what he was thankful for. His answer: "My penis"
I thought that was pretty damn funny.
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If you are Chinese and are moving to America and you are picking out an anglicized name, Odysseus is a pretty kick-ass name to choose. Doubly so if you work at a theme park that makes you wear a nametag all day.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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Excellent thinking. Hope this actually happened.Originally posted by nikuman View Post
On another China front - do Chinese cities have areas called "America Town"?Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī
It can't all be wedding cake.Comment
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It happened indeed. Truly there is magic at the Magic Kingdom.Originally posted by oxcoug View PostAwesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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The two poems represent the height of Spanish get-into-her-skirts Post-Romanticism, and have probably been stolen by millions of RMs at the Y (and maybe USU).
Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer
XXI
¿Qué es poesÃa?, dices mientras clavas
en mi pupila tu pupila azul.
¿Qué es poesÃa? ¿Y tú me lo preguntas?
PoesÃa... eres tú
XXII
Por una mirada, un mundo,
por una sonrisa, un cielo,
por un beso... yo no sé
qué te diera por un beso."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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My wife asked me this morning if scientists ever figured out why all those birds died en masse. I had no answer and really don't care all that much (especially not enough to look it up myself) but if one of you has an answer it might give me something to talk about with my wife tonight. We've run out of topics. TIA"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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[YOUTUBE]lh0ZB9OD_fg[/YOUTUBE]"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Half of Steely Dan's music is out-of-this-world phenomenal, and the other half, well the other half is boring as hell, and I can't stand it. I'm not a fan of their oeuvre, but I do own some of their songs, and I love those songs as much as anything in my collection.
There, I said it."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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AS often happens, I think you're half right.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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I accept that you love them, and that you don't regret your ca. 1973 tattoo, but this is merely a subjective reaction to their work, and not an indictment of your tastes, for which, like mine, there's little, if any, accounting.Originally posted by creekster View Post
"Do It Again" is one for the ages. I played it on a road trip with students and they were dancing in the bus aisle. When I told them how old it was, they freaked; they assumed in was "don Mac's Hispanic music.""Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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