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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock -
This thread is pretty entertaining:
http://www.mwcboard.com/www/forums/i...howtopic=33984
It's MWC fans talking about their ideal TV setup. Strangely, after months of mocking BYU's deal, they end up describing something very similar to what BYU has in place."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Holy crap that place is dumb.Originally posted by Pelado View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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What's going on in St. George this weekend? We rolled in at 2:00 a.m. and had to scramble to find a hotel room. Usually we have no trouble. The town is packed!“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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It is the opening of the Utah Shakespearian Festival. So St. George and Cedar City are both going to be packed.Originally posted by LA Ute View Post"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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If you're going to drive around in a car advertising your dent removal business, it seems to me that the car probably shouldn't have any dents in it.Not that, sickos.Comment
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PETA gets after Obama for killing a fly but has no problem killing dogs? (I don't care about the cats.)
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Watched Dance Moms last night. Wow. Train wreck of a show. And I thought Toddlers and Tiaras was bad. Dance Moms interested me because my daughter does competition dance. But wow. .. our studio and teachers are nothing like Miss Abby.
I'm thinking with all these reality shows about kids activities and overbearing parents, I'd like to start one about sports parents. Maybe I could call it Daddy Ball.Comment
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is that the one where the expert dance teacher is overweight?Originally posted by Soccermom View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Yes. The one where parents pay 16K per year in tuition to have her berate their children and them! I noticed no dads were in the show. Hmmm.Originally posted by camleish View PostComment
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After sitting on the waiting screen for a couple of minutes without being touched, the Tivo jumped back to live TV just in time to catch a discussion between Jay Leno and Roseanne (she's still around?) about the virtues of the macadamia.
Her foundation on this is that she recently lived for some time in Hawai'i and became closer to the earth there.Roseanne: If the world would start getting their protein from nuts instead of beef, there'd be no global warming and we'd have enough grain to feed every hungry person on earth.
<Followed by lots of applause>I have nothing else to say at this time.Comment
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HOLY CRAP!
[YOUTUBE]I_iq5yzJ-Dk[/YOUTUBE]"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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She has a macadamia nut farm there. There's a reality show about it called Roseanne's Nuts or something like that. Just saw a blurb about this somewhere.Originally posted by Parrot Head View Post
My great-grandmother had a macadamia nut tree orchard. As a kid one of my favorite memories is picking all the nuts that had fallen. We'd take buckets of macadamia nuts to my grandpa's house. He had this big circle driveway and we'd lay out our beach mats and spread the nuts out to let them dry in the sun. Then we'd crack them all and eat delicious raw macadamia nuts."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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I read Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel this Summer, and the macadamia nut is the only plant native to Australia that has ever been domesticated.Originally posted by Surfah View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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How do you know when Apple's stock is over priced? When it is worth more than ExxonMobil and becomes the most valuable company in the world."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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