Random Thoughts Thread

[creekster]

I accept that you love them, and that you don't regret your ca. 1973 tattoo, but this is merely a subjective reaction to their work, and not an indictment of your tastes, for which, like mine, there's little, if any, accounting.

"Do It Again" is one for the ages. I played it on a road trip with students and they were dancing in the bus aisle. When I told them how old it was, they freaked; they assumed in was "don Mac's Hispanic music."

This I can agree with completely, except it was 1974.

[wuapinmon]

This I can agree with completely, except it was 1974.

[RobinFinderson]

Has anyone else thought this, or am I the only one -- if your tongue married your finger and had a paraplegic baby, that might be your penis.

[RobinFinderson]

Whenever I think of some random bit of pseudo-clever idiocy that might make someone chuckle, like the dick joke I posted above, I write it down in a TOP SECRET file tentatively titled Robin Finderson's Comedy Routine. Some day I will take it to the stage and become famous, but not until after both of my parents die. That is the long view plan for bringing shame and infamy to CUF.

[PaloAltoCougar]

This belongs in Current Events, but doesn't merit its own thread. I was at once sickened and yet amused by CNN's report
that a NYC TV exec has been found guilty of murdering his wife. The first two sentences of the article read:

After a three-week trial and one hour of deliberations, an upstate New York jury on Monday found Muzzammil "Mo" Hassan guilty of second-degree murder for beheading his wife. In February 2009, Hassan, who founded a TV network aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes...

[wuapinmon]

While I was eating lunch today, the thought occurred to me, shouldn't "internal organs" be "intranal organs?"

[Tim]

Ouch, ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH. OUCHQ;kxjgpiwodjkg094hgk ,bvbg@(EU-asfdasdfasdfp898net09jpifios

Got up to pee in the middle of the night and smacked my elbow on the corner of the nightstand when I was getting back into bed. G-D-IT it hurts!

[YOhio]

The snowball fight scene in Dumb and Dumber always makes me laugh.

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[wuapinmon]

I went to the bathroom at the Bechtler Museum in Charlotte yesterday. The toilet said "Toto" on it. I was excited to see a washlet in action. It wasn't that kind of Toto.

[Tim]

I went to the bathroom at the Bechtler Museum in Charlotte yesterday. The toilet said "Toto" on it. I was excited to see a washlet in action. It wasn't that kind of Toto.

Toto makes a lot more than just washlets, friend.

[LA Ute]

Just another reason not to go hunting:

REXBURG, Idaho (AP) — A 57-year-old Rigby man has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge for mistaking another man for a deer and shooting him in the chest, putting him in a coma for weeks and causing him to lose a lung and most of the use of his right arm.

The Post Register reports Mark Later pleaded guilty Feb. 9 to injuring another by careless handling and discharge of firearms. Later acknowledged shooting Korby Hansen with a .12-gauge shotgun while both men were hunting in Madison County in October.

Magistrate Judge Mark Rammell sentenced Later to two years of supervised probation and 30 days in jail. Later can cut his jail time in half if he passes a hunter-education course and speaks about his experience to hunter-education classes.

Restitution has not been determined.

They're probably in the same ward or stake. Awkward.

[hostile]

Just another reason not to go hunting:



They're probably in the same ward or stake. Awkward.

Is hunting deer w/ a 12-guage shotgun legal? Or even feasible - how close would you have to be to deliver a lethal shot?

[landpoke]

Is hunting deer w/ a 12-guage shotgun legal? Or even feasible - how close would you have to be to deliver a lethal shot?

Probably used a slug. A lot of places back east require that you use a shotgun instead of a rifle. I guess it's because of the population density.

[wuapinmon]

Toto makes a lot more than just washlets, friend.

A Toto washlet will be my Moby Dick. A real friend would let his friend use his washlet. It has a self-cleaning wand, and our ass-cheeks have shared seat space before.

[Borderline Divine]

When mine was about that age he nicknamed his 'crocodile,' then thought the better of it and upgraded to 'dinosaur.'

There is a reason men give a name to their penis. They wouldn't want all their decisions made by a damned stranger.