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  • Bo Diddley
    Senior
    • Jul 2012
    • 18854

    #4231
    Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
    Today was trash day in my neighborhood and realizing at 6 am that I hadn't added any green waste I headed outside to get my money's worth. I was working in my sideyard off the driveway chopping up palm fronds and trying to be quiet for the neighbors. Kept the light off for same reason. After a few minutes a man appeared in my driveway pointing a flashlight at me and asking a little too bluntly for my taste "do you live here?" I replied with a simple "Why?" followed with "and who are you?" He told me he was "patrolling the neighborhood" and thought it looked suspicious that I was in a sideyard in the dark while the house lights were all off. I told him I thought it was suspicious that he thought the neighborhood needed patrolling and I invited him to step off of my driveway and down to the sidewalk if he'd like to talk further. As I approached him I saw he was all decked out in camo. Duck Dynasty type beard.

    I laughed about him patrolling as our neighborhood is quite safe but full of boomers who are afraid of everything. We do not have, and have not needed a neighborhood watch. I don't even lock my doors at night, the neighborhood is that kind of safe. Rarely lock my car doors and in 10 years not one incident. I asked "which house do you live in?" and he was vague but stated again he was out protecting the neighborhood. Then he said "well, you look normal so I'll be on my way." I'm still laughing about this but was also thinking how dangerous it is. Just another example of someone living in a fabricated fear and taking way too much action.
    Maybe the safety of your neighborhood just took a nose dive.

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #4232
      Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
      Today was trash day in my neighborhood and realizing at 6 am that I hadn't added any green waste I headed outside to get my money's worth. I was working in my sideyard off the driveway chopping up palm fronds and trying to be quiet for the neighbors. Kept the light off for same reason. After a few minutes a man appeared in my driveway pointing a flashlight at me and asking a little too bluntly for my taste "do you live here?" I replied with a simple "Why?" followed with "and who are you?" He told me he was "patrolling the neighborhood" and thought it looked suspicious that I was in a sideyard in the dark while the house lights were all off. I told him I thought it was suspicious that he thought the neighborhood needed patrolling and I invited him to step off of my driveway and down to the sidewalk if he'd like to talk further. As I approached him I saw he was all decked out in camo. Duck Dynasty type beard.

      I laughed about him patrolling as our neighborhood is quite safe but full of boomers who are afraid of everything. We do not have, and have not needed a neighborhood watch. I don't even lock my doors at night, the neighborhood is that kind of safe. Rarely lock my car doors and in 10 years not one incident. I asked "which house do you live in?" and he was vague but stated again he was out protecting the neighborhood. Then he said "well, you look normal so I'll be on my way." I'm still laughing about this but was also thinking how dangerous it is. Just another example of someone living in a fabricated fear and taking way too much action.
      Jay Santos always working to keep the streets clean.

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      • Joe Public
        8.1 YPC
        • Apr 2011
        • 8556

        #4233
        Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
        Today was trash day in my neighborhood and realizing at 6 am that I hadn't added any green waste I headed outside to get my money's worth.
        Ha ha. You’re singing my song. I’ll never get that throughput capacity back!
        "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

        "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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        • Clark Addison
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 10327

          #4234
          Love you all but some of you think about/talk about politics waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much

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          • BigPiney
            Huge Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 12412

            #4235
            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
            Love you all but some of you think about/talk about politics waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much
            What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

            I thought my contributions were helpful.

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            • YOhio
              Hipster Mode
              • Nov 2008
              • 26165

              #4236
              Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
              Love you all but some of you think about/talk about politics waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much
              Wow you really do think you're better than everyone here

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              • Clark Addison
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 10327

                #4237
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post

                Wow you really do think you're better than everyone here
                Guilty

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69818

                  #4238
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post

                  Wow you really do think you're better than everyone here
                  What if he is better than everyone here?
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #4239
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                    What if he is better than everyone here?
                    Then his ability to camouflage his true nature is world class.

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                    • Pelado
                      Bald not naked
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 21212

                      #4240
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post

                      Then his ability to camouflage his true nature is world class.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Northwestcoug
                        Cocked and Loaded
                        • May 2011
                        • 18093

                        #4241
                        Billy Joel's "Leave a Tender Moment Alone" might be as close to perfection as a pop song can be. The melody, the flow of the song, the rhyme scheme, the length. It's just a great song.
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • Clark Addison
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 10327

                          #4242
                          I’m pretty cheap by nature. I drive a 16 year old car. I’ve lived in the same house for 23 years, I am currently wearing both pants and shoes that I bought at Costco.

                          over the years I’ve had some jobs where I traveled a decent amount, but, despite being a credit card guy, I’ve always had an aversion to annual fee cards so I’ve never cared to get lounge access.

                          A couple of years ago I got a job where I travel almost every week, and because I fly on American, I spend a lot of time at airports waiting for delayed flights. So about 9 months ago I got the Aadvantage Executive card to get Admirals Club access.

                          So far, the biggest impact of getting this card is that I am getting fat while sitting in crowded rooms eating poor quality food.

                          Typing this message while waiting for a two hour delayed flight in the Reagan National lounge (which at least is a lot nicer than the Charlotte lounge) and feeling bloated.

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21212

                            #4243
                            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                            I’m pretty cheap by nature. I drive a 16 year old car. I’ve lived in the same house for 23 years, I am currently wearing both pants and shoes that I bought at Costco.

                            over the years I’ve had some jobs where I traveled a decent amount, but, despite being a credit card guy, I’ve always had an aversion to annual fee cards so I’ve never cared to get lounge access.

                            A couple of years ago I got a job where I travel almost every week, and because I fly on American, I spend a lot of time at airports waiting for delayed flights. So about 9 months ago I got the Aadvantage Executive card to get Admirals Club access.

                            So far, the biggest impact of getting this card is that I am getting fat while sitting in crowded rooms eating poor quality food.

                            Typing this message while waiting for a two hour delayed flight in the Reagan National lounge (which at least is a lot nicer than the Charlotte lounge) and feeling bloated.
                            Funny. Earlier today, I was asking AI about the best ways to get Admiral's Club access.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • Bo Diddley
                              Senior
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 18854

                              #4244
                              Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                              I’m pretty cheap by nature. I drive a 16 year old car. I’ve lived in the same house for 23 years, I am currently wearing both pants and shoes that I bought at Costco.



                              Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                              because I fly on American, I spend a lot of time at airports waiting for delayed flights.
                              You have my deepest sympathies.

                              I haven't flown American since the incident in DFW several years back. I think that was seven years ago for me.

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                              • Clark Addison
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 10327

                                #4245
                                My company just sent one of those Phishing test emails that was "Someone sent you a Valentine's card", which, and maybe I am too sensitive, is kind of cruel I think. It's like my company is saying "Psyche!! No one really loves you! Haha, loser"

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