Random Thoughts Thread

[thesaint258]

Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box? I had to google that shit. What. the. fuck.

That's going on the list of things to never, absolutely never, google.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

You sure they weren't sanitary pads? I just don't see how the tampons would stay on.

The picture gets a little more clear on why MG doesn't have kids.

[ERCougar]

Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box? I had to google that shit. What. the. fuck.

You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.

TheSaint, you better go ahead and add this to your list as well.

[Jeff Lebowski]

You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.

My son got to experience this during his OB/GYN rotation. Some girl assumed that "disposable" meant that they would just magically disappear and go away over time. Poor thing was very sick.

[thesaint258]

TheSaint, you better go ahead and add this to your list as well.

There are very good reasons I didn't go into medicine.

[Harriet]

Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box?

My guess is she uses a diva cup, not a diva box.



Hmm. Carefully considering whether or not I want this to be my inaugural post.

Eh. *click*

[Katy Lied]

welcome harriet. who the heck is harriet? maybe indy's wife, here to read up.

[falafel]

welcome harriet. who the heck is harriet? maybe indy's wife, here to read up.

In that case, Harriet, SeattleUte thinks you're hot.

[smokymountainrain]

My guess is she uses a diva cup, not a diva box.



Hmm. Carefully considering whether or not I want this to be my inaugural post.

Eh. *click*

What an excellent inaugural post it turned out to be!

[RC Vikings]

That's going on the list of things to never, absolutely never, google.

I'm weak, I googled it. Right after I got on my knees and thanked God I was born male.

[thesaint258]

I'm weak, I googled it. Right after I got on my knees and thanked God I was born male.

I utter that same prayer whenever I try to figure out what my wife is thinking.

[clackamascoug]

I'm guessing harry-ette is more of a cup gal than a box gal. Welcome, the RV disposal dump is right around the corner.

[Blueintheface]

I like it when periodically the PNW exports their weather to Utah (emphasis on periodically). #SJBBITF

[MarkGrace]

Please tell me that song was "His Hands."

So the song was The Family Is of God. Here are the words:

1. Our Father has a family. It’s me!
It’s you, all others too: we are His children.
He sent each one of us to earth, through birth,
To live and learn here in fam’lies.

2. A father’s place is to preside, provide,
To love and teach the gospel to his children.
A father leads in fam’ly prayer to share
Their love for Father in Heaven.

3. A mother’s purpose is to care, prepare,
To nurture and to strengthen all her children.
She teaches children to obey, to pray,
To love and serve in the fam’ly.

4. I’ll love and serve my family and be
A good example to each fam’ly member.
And when I am a mom or dad, so glad,
I’ll help my fam’ly remember:

[Chorus]
God gave us families to help us become what He wants us to be—
This is how He shares His love, for the fam’ly is of God.

The family didn't like verses 2 and 3 because of the emphasis on gender roles (the dad stays at home, the mom works), so they wrote their own 2nd verse and sang it with 1 and 4. The song was performed by dad, mom and kids, and dedicated to the NY Times people who are just trying to expand our view of what it means to be a member of the church.