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  • MarkGrace
    Grooveshark dick tease
    • Dec 2008
    • 31546

    #1966
    Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
    Temporomandibular Disorders - (jaw pain in the joint/muscles). I now have a loud clicking in my right jaw and the pain is exquisite.
    Ah. I've heard that referred to as TMJ and figured it was similar.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    • Blueintheface
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 15382

      #1967
      Yes, thank you. Imagine the worst earache you've ever had...Now have James Gandolfini put your balls in a vice while Joe Pesci shoves a meat thermometer in your ear.
      "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

      "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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      • Blueintheface
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 15382

        #1968
        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
        Ah. I've heard that referred to as TMJ and figured it was similar.
        From WebMD
        Temporomandibular disorders (TMD) occur as a result of problems with the jaw, jaw joint and surrounding facial muscles that control chewing and moving the jaw. These disorders are often incorrectly called TMJ, which stands for temporomandibular joint.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • byu71
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22070

          #1969
          Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
          Yes, thank you. Imagine the worst earache you've ever had...Now have James Gandolfini put your balls in a vice while Joe Pesci shoves a meat thermometer in your ear.
          Have you tried rubbing some blue emu on it?

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          • Blueintheface
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 15382

            #1970
            Originally posted by byu71 View Post
            Have you tried rubbing some blue emu on it?
            No, but I'll give it a try. Thanks.
            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69637

              #1971
              Random Thoughts Thread

              Yo yo homies. Wassup? Been off the grid for a week on vacation. Had a great trip.

              So this joker texted me that Dehlin and Kelly are getting exed. Ha. Like I would believe that.

              Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Uncle Ted
                The Big 12 money shot.
                • Apr 2010
                • 28853

                #1972
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Yo yo homies. Wassup? Been off the grid for a week on vacation. Had a great trip.

                So this joker texted me that Dehlin and Kelly are getting exed. Ha. Like I would believe that.

                Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
                Not much. Just don't open any email from your bishop or SP. The word is there is some nasty spam going around that looks like it is from your bish/so saying something about getting ex'ed. I would mark it as junk and drag it into the trash.
                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • RC Vikings
                  Known Heterosexual
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8789

                  #1973
                  Yesterday I was missing the brownie mix with the German Chocolate frosting. Wonder why they took it off the market.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37950

                    #1974
                    Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                    Yesterday I was missing the brownie mix with the German Chocolate frosting. Wonder why they took it off the market.
                    Agreed, that was tasty.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • MarkGrace
                      Grooveshark dick tease
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 31546

                      #1975
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      Yo yo homies. Wassup? Been off the grid for a week on vacation. Had a great trip.

                      So this joker texted me that Dehlin and Kelly are getting exed. Ha. Like I would believe that.

                      Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
                      Apparently yesterday someone in our stake dedicated a musical number to "those people in the ny times article that might get excommunicated." Lol
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593

                        #1976
                        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                        Apparently yesterday someone in our stake dedicated a musical number to "those people in the ny times article that might get excommunicated." Lol
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • Dwight Schr-ute
                          Members Only
                          • May 2011
                          • 4917

                          #1977
                          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                          Apparently yesterday someone in our stake dedicated a musical number to "those people in the ny times article that might get excommunicated." Lol
                          Please tell me that song was "His Hands."
                          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • MarkGrace
                            Grooveshark dick tease
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 31546

                            #1978
                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            Please tell me that song was "His Hands."
                            Not sure which song, but he's an exceedingly weird dude. He'll conduct the primary and be up there on the stand like he's conducting a world famous orchestra. He's also a stay at home dad and takes his kids to playgroups where all the moms think he's a total creeper. Apparently one time they went to a park and on a nature walk/hike, and he stepped in a hole and rolled his ankle and cut it. He was bleeding pretty good so the moms wrapped his leg in tampons.
                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                            • Katy Lied
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 9435

                              #1979
                              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                              the moms wrapped his leg in tampons.
                              You sure they weren't sanitary pads? I just don't see how the tampons would stay on.

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                              • MarkGrace
                                Grooveshark dick tease
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 31546

                                #1980
                                Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                                You sure they weren't sanitary pads? I just don't see how the tampons would stay on.
                                Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box? I had to google that shit. What. the. fuck.
                                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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