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  • thesaint258
    aka Benito Hazard
    • Jan 2009
    • 3005

    #1981
    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
    Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box? I had to google that shit. What. the. fuck.
    That's going on the list of things to never, absolutely never, google.
    Not that, sickos.

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    • Dwight Schr-ute
      Members Only
      • May 2011
      • 4917

      #1982
      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
      You sure they weren't sanitary pads? I just don't see how the tampons would stay on.
      The picture gets a little more clear on why MG doesn't have kids.
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • ERCougar
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 10978

        #1983
        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
        Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box? I had to google that shit. What. the. fuck.
        You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.
        At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
        -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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        • Dwight Schr-ute
          Members Only
          • May 2011
          • 4917

          #1984
          Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
          You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.
          TheSaint, you better go ahead and add this to your list as well.
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69617

            #1985
            Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
            You've never had to remove a tampon that a girl "forgot" was there and simply couldn't get out herself. and no, that's not an isolated case.
            My son got to experience this during his OB/GYN rotation. Some girl assumed that "disposable" meant that they would just magically disappear and go away over time. Poor thing was very sick.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • thesaint258
              aka Benito Hazard
              • Jan 2009
              • 3005

              #1986
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              TheSaint, you better go ahead and add this to your list as well.
              There are very good reasons I didn't go into medicine.
              Not that, sickos.

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              • Harriet
                Hard hearted
                • Mar 2014
                • 39

                #1987
                Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                Yeah, I can't remember the details. Something like that. The other part of the story I remember hearing is that he started asking all the moms about tampons because his wife doesn't use them. Apparently she uses something called a diva box?
                My guess is she uses a diva cup, not a diva box.



                Hmm. Carefully considering whether or not I want this to be my inaugural post.

                Eh. *click*

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                • Katy Lied
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 9435

                  #1988
                  welcome harriet. who the heck is harriet? maybe indy's wife, here to read up.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37933

                    #1989
                    Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                    welcome harriet. who the heck is harriet? maybe indy's wife, here to read up.
                    In that case, Harriet, SeattleUte thinks you're hot.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593

                      #1990
                      Originally posted by Harriet View Post
                      My guess is she uses a diva cup, not a diva box.



                      Hmm. Carefully considering whether or not I want this to be my inaugural post.

                      Eh. *click*
                      What an excellent inaugural post it turned out to be!
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • RC Vikings
                        Known Heterosexual
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 8789

                        #1991
                        Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                        That's going on the list of things to never, absolutely never, google.
                        I'm weak, I googled it. Right after I got on my knees and thanked God I was born male.

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                        • thesaint258
                          aka Benito Hazard
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3005

                          #1992
                          Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                          I'm weak, I googled it. Right after I got on my knees and thanked God I was born male.
                          I utter that same prayer whenever I try to figure out what my wife is thinking.
                          Not that, sickos.

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                          • clackamascoug
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 9709

                            #1993
                            I'm guessing harry-ette is more of a cup gal than a box gal. Welcome, the RV disposal dump is right around the corner.

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                            • Blueintheface
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 15382

                              #1994
                              I like it when periodically the PNW exports their weather to Utah (emphasis on periodically). #SJBBITF
                              "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                              "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                              • MarkGrace
                                Grooveshark dick tease
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 31546

                                #1995
                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                Please tell me that song was "His Hands."
                                So the song was The Family Is of God. Here are the words:

                                1. Our Father has a family. It’s me!
                                It’s you, all others too: we are His children.
                                He sent each one of us to earth, through birth,
                                To live and learn here in fam’lies.

                                2. A father’s place is to preside, provide,
                                To love and teach the gospel to his children.
                                A father leads in fam’ly prayer to share
                                Their love for Father in Heaven.

                                3. A mother’s purpose is to care, prepare,
                                To nurture and to strengthen all her children.
                                She teaches children to obey, to pray,
                                To love and serve in the fam’ly.

                                4. I’ll love and serve my family and be
                                A good example to each fam’ly member.
                                And when I am a mom or dad, so glad,
                                I’ll help my fam’ly remember:

                                [Chorus]
                                God gave us families to help us become what He wants us to be—
                                This is how He shares His love, for the fam’ly is of God.
                                The family didn't like verses 2 and 3 because of the emphasis on gender roles (the dad stays at home, the mom works), so they wrote their own 2nd verse and sang it with 1 and 4. The song was performed by dad, mom and kids, and dedicated to the NY Times people who are just trying to expand our view of what it means to be a member of the church.
                                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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