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  • #1936
    Heard a funny joke on spongebob.

    SpongeBob says "Patrick what am I?

    "I don't know...Stupid?"

    "No Patrick, I am Texas."

    "Whats the difference? "



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    • #1937
      Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
      Heard a funny joke on spongebob.

      SpongeBob says "Patrick what am I?

      "I don't know...Stupid?"

      "No Patrick, I am Texas."

      "Whats the difference? "
      A great episode. We quote that one all the time.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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      • #1938
        Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
        Heard a funny joke on spongebob.

        SpongeBob says "Patrick what am I?

        "I don't know...Stupid?"

        "No Patrick, I am Texas."

        "Whats the difference? "



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        As someone who mistakingly gets called Rick on almost a daily basis, I've always gotten a lot of mileage out of this clip.
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • #1939
          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          As someone who mistakingly gets called Rick on almost a daily basis, I've always gotten a lot of mileage out of this clip.
          That is my all-time favorite episode.
          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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          • #1940
            Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
            That is my all-time favorite episode.
            The sentence enhancers episode was the best one, by far.
            "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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            • #1941
              Ken Jennings is amazing.
              "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

              "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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              • #1942
                Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                Ken Jennings is amazing.
                AKA. WatsonsBitch



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                • #1943
                  Latest census bureau has Seattle as the fastest growing major city in the US. It's pretty easy to look around and see the place is exploding, but I'm still a bit surprised by this. Also, for the first time in 100 years growth in Seattle is outpacing the surrounding areas in King County.
                  So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                  • #1944
                    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                    Latest census bureau has Seattle as the fastest growing major city in the US. It's pretty easy to look around and see the place is exploding, but I'm still a bit surprised by this. Also, for the first time in 100 years growth in Seattle is outpacing the surrounding areas in King County.
                    Is Puyallup nice if you work in tacoma?. I'm hoping for an offer soon
                    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                    • #1945
                      Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                      Is Puyallup nice if you work in tacoma?. I'm hoping for an offer soon
                      Nice in terms of convenience? Don't really know. I really don't know anything outside of Seattle. I went to Puyallup once but I can't really remember where it was or how I got there.

                      What kind of gig are you looking at there?
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • #1946
                        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                        Nice in terms of convenience? Don't really know. I really don't know anything outside of Seattle. I went to Puyallup once but I can't really remember where it was or how I got there.

                        What kind of gig are you looking at there?
                        It would be at a health plan in downtown. The company ix work for owns 20 of them in the country and, with Washingtons expanded Medicaid and c exchanges their membership is going/has tripled.
                        "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                        "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                        • #1947
                          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                          Nice in terms of convenience? Don't really know. I really don't know anything outside of Seattle. I went to Puyallup once but I can't really remember where it was or how I got there.
                          lol.
                          I'm like LeBron James.
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                          • #1948
                            Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                            It would be at a health plan in downtown. The company ix work for owns 20 of them in the country and, with Washingtons expanded Medicaid and c exchanges their membership is going/has tripled.
                            Puyallup should be pretty convenient if you're working in Tacoma. Probably about as nice as anything you'll find down there. Granted, that's not saying a lot, but if you're working in Tacoma, you don't have a ton of choices. I don't know the Tacoma area real well as I tried to avoid it mostly, but we have some relatives in Puyallup and their neighborhood is nice.
                            Last edited by smokymountainrain; 05-22-2014, 07:01 PM.
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                            • #1949
                              Puyallup is okay.

                              If you have a choice though...I would look in the Fife/Milton/Sumner area. All within a 20 minute drive of Tacoma.

                              Church is good there. One of the nicest church buildings in the area is near Tacoma General. Building is 75 years old, but has some awesome stain glass windows.

                              I served in the WaTac mission, and then lived there for 5 years. Feel free to hit me up.

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                              • #1950
                                Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                                It would be at a health plan in downtown. The company ix work for owns 20 of them in the country and, with Washingtons expanded Medicaid and c exchanges their membership is going/has tripled.
                                Glad to see you're headed back west.
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