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  • CBS sports app. Yea or nay? I'm running out of room on my phone.
    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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    • Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
      CBS sports app. Yea or nay? I'm running out of room on my phone.
      Just get a bigger SD card.
      "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
      "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
      This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
      "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
      "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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      • Maybe it is time for BYU to allow students to carry concealed handguns like the University of Utah...

        http://www.4utah.com/story/d/story/b...fEyXo9dxjtva3Q

        The suspect in the Tuesday incident is described as a man who is clean-shaven, of medium build and who speaks with an accent. He is about 5-foot 7-inches tall.
        On second thought my daughter could most likely beat the crap out of this guy with her bare hands.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • All this time when I sang along to Coldplay's La Vida Loca, I've been gustily singing "Roman Catholic Choirs are singing..." Today I found out that it is "Roman Cavalry Choirs were singing."

          I dont care. Catholic sounds better.

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          • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
            All this time whenI sang along to Coldplay's La Vida Loca . . .

            I dont care.
            She don't care, but do Shebang?
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Chris Martin was great shaking his ass with chicks in that song. Who knew he'd turn out gay?
              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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              • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                She don't care, but do Shebang?
                Cheater
                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                • Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                  Cheater
                  Hack.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Nice try loser.
                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                    • This image never fails to make me laugh.
                      Spoiler for Contains an f-bomb:

                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • Recent conversation with my 3 year old, who was eating something off the floor:

                        "Don't eat that. What kind of animal are you?"

                        "Zebra." (keeps eating)
                        "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                        - Ty Cobb

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                        • Twice in the last week I have passed the same two kids while I was driving my kids to school. It is clearly a big brother taking his younger, probably 1st grade sister, to school. They have been sharing a push scooter, with her on the front and the brother in the back, manning the foot brake. Both times that we passed them they were flying down the hill leading to the school. The look of exhilaration and pure joy on the little girls face makes me smile.

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                          • Originally posted by bluegoose View Post
                            Twice in the last week I have passed the same two kids while I was driving my kids to school. It is clearly a big brother taking his younger, probably 1st grade sister, to school. They have been sharing a push scooter, with her on the front and the brother in the back, manning the foot brake. Both times that we passed them they were flying down the hill leading to the school. The look of exhilaration and pure joy on the little girls face makes me smile.
                            That's great.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                              Recent conversation with my 3 year old, who was eating something off the floor:

                              "Don't eat that. What kind of animal are you?"

                              "Zebra." (keeps eating)
                              That's awesome, so long as they don't start singing, "CIRCUS, AFRO, CIRCUS, AFRO!" Once that gets in your head, there's no escaping it.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • I get daily emails from Men's Health and today the headline was "5 Signs She Had Sex Last Night". Here are the five.

                                1. You are More Attracted to Her
                                2. She Feels Happier
                                3. She Looks Prettier than Normal
                                4. She Got a ‘Great Night’s Sleep’
                                5. She is Less Needy

                                It looks like the world would be a happier place if every couple found time to get busy every night.

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