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I'll be sure to wear it next time we do lunch, so you can see for yourself. You have complimented me on the shirt before, though. I'll never forget it.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock -
I am not bothered by people who drive while talking on their cellphones, I am bothered by people that can't multitask.Comment
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Are schoolkids still encouraged to trick-or-treat for UNICEF contributions? They strong-armed us back in the 60's to do this, but I always resisted because time was limited and I wasn't going to waste a minute on some third worlders when there was candy, CANDY!, to be harvested.
Thankfully, I never got any pressure from my mom to do the UNICEF thing because she said it was a communist front organization.Comment
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My wife and I have decided that we're not putting money aside for our children's college fund. We're saving for their therapy instead.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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24oz of coffee and a 8.4oz Red Bull are great for keeping a person up between the waking hours 15 through 23. God bless them for it."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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I'm firmly convince that the three most powerful natural forces are,
1) Tsunami
2) Avalanche
3) Explosive diarrheasigpic
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924Comment
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I wonder what Bo Jackson is doing right now."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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As are RL shirts.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwardsComment
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DA DA DA DA DA DA DAMSEL, HERE I STAND. COME RUB 'PON ME BELLY WIT YA GUAVA JELLY!"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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My dog has set a pattern in our walks - 1 mile - he leads pulling on the leash, miles 2-4 he trails me, miles 5- 6 he is right at my side, after mile 6 he is pulling at the leash again.
It doesn't matter which route we go, the pattern is almost always the same, unless he spots a cat of course.
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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I HATE MY GALLBLADDER SO MUCH!"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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People that live in New York City are better than I am. I mean that sincerely."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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You know that restaurant Fogo de Chao? More like Fogo de NOT! The worst were the watery mashed potatoes.
Go spend $50 on a nice steak somewhere reputable.Comment
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