Sometimes shit happens. If the world would just realize that we'd all be a lot happier.
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"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid." -
Bifocals is just the beginning - how's your ear hair coming along?Originally posted by happyone View PostI guess I am now offically an OLD GEEZER
. I went to the eye doctor last week and my new glasses are bifocals. I pick them up this week.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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so far so good. I wish I could say the same about the hair on the top of my headOriginally posted by John McClain View Post
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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If wishes were fishes and ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have some really funky trail mix.Comment
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I want to thank all of the people who shovel their sidewalks after a snow storm in a timely manner. It makes my walks so much easier on the ankles.
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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Walking into a warm house after taking the dog for a walk in the cold feels pretty good.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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My dog has gas every once in a while - and my family uses blames me Sometimes life is not fair.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Over the course of 24 hours, how many Youtube videos do you have to watch of a specific celebrity before you've gone too far? I think I crossed that line early yesterday with Kristen Bell, and proceeded to move far beyond it tonight.
Jeepers."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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I just lost an epic 3OT game to Notre Dame in the 2017 BCS title game on NCAA '10. I wasn't man enough to accept the result, and quit the game just before I was stopped short of the goal line on 4th down."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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I bought liquor, legally, for the first time in my life today. A bottle of Gold Bacardi Rum for a fruitcake I'm making....Alton Brown's recipe from Good Eats."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I love watching dumb shows like Get Smart with my dad. He has the funniest laugh and it makes everything else funnier."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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The missionaries just called and asked if they could come over for dinner because no one else invited them. When they got here, they're wearing matching sweaters that a ward widow gave them. They don't look bad, but it's funny looking.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Males over the age of 12 wearing matching clothes is just strange.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostThe missionaries just called and asked if they could come over for dinner because no one else invited them. When they got here, they're wearing matching sweaters that a ward widow gave them. They don't look bad, but it's funny looking.
Deacons passing the sacrament notwithstanding...Comment
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I watched 2 of the Dirty Harry movies over the past couple of days and noticed two things I had forgotten / never realized at the time about 70's movies:
1. Soundtracks were REALLU bad.
2. What's with all the gratuitous / pointless nudity. Maybe this has been a benefit of PG-13."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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I'm frustrated. I had a small plate of food, and it took me 45 minutes to eat it. I was still hungry, but tired of chewing. I don't understand."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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